make mine a double espresso...
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21 and a Day!
Posted: October 15, 2009, 6:21 pm by kahawaMoto
21 points!!!
1. i woke up drunk on my birthday.
2. found a sexy dress to wear at the dinner.
3. i have awesome cleavage
4. my mom is even awesomerrr!
5. he did not tell me he loves me on my birthday
6. I HAD 21 SHOTS ON MY BIRTHDAY!!! SEVEN OF THEM WERE TEQUILAS.
7. a gay friend of mine got me a dildo for my birthday
8. my mom got me lingerie for my birthday
9. they played really good music at the club yesterday.
10. i went to the beach on my birthday.
11. there was sand everywhere! (duh)
12. i still have a grain of sand in my eye from yesterday!
13. i still have to go out tonight (the day after my birthday) for cocktails and cake!
14. that dildo is huge...
15. i have a hangover from hell
16. my mom is sitting next to me.
17. i am using a computer in the comp. lab on campus.
18. there is sand in between the keys on the keyboard
19. i can't think of anything else to write
20. i just got an email saying they would publish my work in the campus magazine!!!!!
21. so many of you didn't wish me a happy birthday yesterday!!! so not cool man!!!!!!!
Blah blah blah
Fish cakes
Alas a fish cake.
Yet more fish cakes
Guess what ... yeah ... fish cakes.
The end of the fish cakes