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• Food, Shelter and Compliments...

  Posted: June 7, 2009, 1:15 am by misscaffeineaddict

  All a woman needs is: Food, Shelter and Compliments. And the occasional pair of shoes. -Chris Rock
  
  I have to admit. I loooooove getting complimented. Love it. We all crave attention. I spend time and cash getting my hair and nails did. You're Damn right i want you to tell me how good i look!
  
  But...
  There's guys who've hit on me and left me feeling insulted. The "hell would have long frozen over before i get with you" type of dude.
  You know...
  -the window cleaner at the grocery store with the torn overalls
  -the taxi driver. I don't even mean taxi cab, the matatu driver
  -the security guys on campus
  -the unattractive, close to a midget, drunk guy at the party
  -the guy who screwed up, (not screwed), i mean, really screwed up, one of your friends
  -the guy from the power company
  etc, etc.
  
  I know, i'm pleasant to look at but yuck. For the above, to try and hola, and be so crude about it... Talking about how my ass looks, or coming to my house. Are you freakin kidding me??? Of course i'm not going to give you my number! You're the freakin campus security guy! If i wanted to feel safe i'd have gone for a Jack Bauer impersonater. What, the most you've got is a flashlight and a walkie talkie? Ugh...
  
  I'm not trying to be a bitch or whatever. You can smile or say hello, i can be polite. I'll smile and say hey back. But don't be acting like you can get this. Okay? mr.window cleaner? With your bucket of soapy water... It's just offending.
  
  I'm having a stress filled couple of days, i'm halfway through finals, moving house this week, etc, etc. And You, mr. Campus Security Guy, are not helping!!!

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