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• Yellow pages...

  Posted: May 15, 2009, 7:36 pm by misscaffeineaddict

  
  I know you're thinking "huh?" I can't for the life of me remember the last time i saw someone use a phone book.....
  
  By yellow pages, i mean letting your fingers do the walking, you know... self servicing, handling oneself, D.I.Y (doing it yourself)... If you still haven't gotten it, either you have no access to the media, you're a super prude or you're very religious. Nah. Wait, even religious folk know what yellow paging is. They're strongly against it, but they know what it is...
  
  I was playing a game of 'i-never' with some friends a while back, one of the guys said "i never 'yellow paged' " , it was awkward for a few seconds then we all took huge gulps of our drinks. Translation: we had all yellow paged! Similar thing happened in my first year of varsity, only, not all of us took huge gulps of our drinks. I noticed that the one's who didn't happened to be from certain countries which made me for one, thank Kenyans for being so open minded... And two, wonder what the big deal was...
  
  If your religion doesn't permit you to you know... Use the directory, i get it, but otherwise, especially for those experiencing a dry spell, why stay on the verge of exploding from hormones when you can 'handle' (pun intended!) the situation yourself?
  
  I realise this is a controversial topic but again, i'm just a college girl who's drank too much instant coffee, (though recently i switched to tea) ranting. But hey, let's see what happens, if i get no comments on this note, i'll try refrain from such controversial topics. No. I lie! Ya'll can love it or love it!
  
  Ps, i'd like to thank my friend K, who gave me the 'yellow pages' metaphor.

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