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• Happy new month and things. :)

  Posted: May 3, 2009, 4:53 pm by misscaffeineaddict

  I went out again. Yesterday.
  
  I was actually guilt tripped into going out! It was okay. I just got home, (it's 12.36pm) i'm gettin to old for this sh*t. We crashed at a friends place after fruitless attempts to get high on whisky. My alcohol tolerance is affecting my budget in ways that... It's just a tragic story!
  
  The night was eventful... From the middle aged french, non-english speaking unattractive men who must have thought we were hookers at the rate they were sending (cheap) beer to our table and dry humping us on the dance floor before we ran away, to the portuguese lesbian who was hitting on my conservative-ish friend (that was HILARIOUS!), to the cool dude i met before at some party over a month ago talking of a having a relationship... With me... Word??? I went all psycho analyst on him and asked him to define all the words "girlfriend" "relationship" etc etc. That was fun... We'll see where that goes, to some chick (she was drunk), at our second location who was TRYING to hit on me. Key word: TRYING. She's such a rookie. Not that i know much on the topic, but if i was to hit on a girl, it Ummm... Wouldn't go like that. (Blame it on the...!) Oh... If you, (girl who tried to hit on me) are reading this, no hard feelings. to free shots... People were feeling generous... Then to the fruitless attempts to get drunk, which i mentioned before.
  
  I AM EXHAUSTED!
  
  Sitting on my bed sipping the oh so wonderfully awesome Kericho Gold waiting for my friend to come out of the shower so i can go rid myself of the overnight funk.
  I can't believe how tired i am! I wasn't even in heels!
  
  This was more like a diary entry.
  
  Happy new month!

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