make mine a double espresso...

• Skinny girls have more fun!

  Posted: February 18, 2009, 2:31 am by misscaffeineaddict

  I think i've gone down a jeans size. Either that or my jeans are expanding. I want to believe the former is the reason why my jeans are falling. I discovered coz i wasn't wearing a belt... Lets just say people saw a little more of me than they should have at the bus stop... No worries. I have a cute tush. When i get tired of moaning about my weight, i'll stop but for now i'm on it!
  Skinny girls have more fun. They can wear whatever they want and not worry about bumps or folds or whatever. Cute little sun dresses and cocktail dresses don't look too cute in L or XL or God forbid XXL. When they get wasted their friends can carry them to the car. They can wear bikinis... I could go on. I've spent more time than i'm proud off thinking about how awesome life would be if i was skinny.
  Thing is, i have a pretty face. If i had hot body to match, that would just be crazy awesome. Woe unto the random looking dude who tries to hola... And i know that eating is the new not eating, but i'm so sticking to not eating till the next time i get wasted i too can be carried to the car by one person... Without him risking back injury :)
  speaking of getting wasted... I'm thinking of going on an alcohol hiatus... Maybe a month. But that's a post for another day. Later people.
  Ps. Great to see there's more people reading this stuff. Thieeenx!

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