Items by kip

The Diary of one black man

• Summer 08,Obama,City of Sin ..E.t.c

  Posted: August 11, 2008, 5:21 am by kip

    The words of expression are endless and the tangents to use to express are innumerable.    Summer is ending. F**K* Hell!! Logically is the best way to think, but at times certain things transcend logic. Last night I watched  TV exclusively! After a hiatus of about 3 months from it. Don’t know why I did it, but [...]

• My president, My Prime Minister …

  Posted: August 1, 2008, 8:00 am by kip

  Sometimes I doubt my support for you but my deep respect for your ideals, zeal, honesty and charisma allow me to Hope that you the one and only candidate that I can have my faith on. Your smile especially when things are going okay, your sad face when things are going wrong have a human [...]

• My Country My Killer

  Posted: July 30, 2008, 8:38 am by kip

   

• Understanding the kalenjin.

  Posted: July 25, 2008, 8:20 am by kip

   You know this guy Kumekucha had a very Twisted and convoluted article about Kalenjin Secrets. I took it upon myself to correct the wrong message that he   passed as solid truths! I Have noticed that a lot of people are very ignorant about KALENJIN culture. They tend to band the Kalenjin warriors with bandit groups [...]

• IS kibaki on his Death bed?

  Posted: July 24, 2008, 10:24 am by kip

  Listen to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown imply that there is some health issues with President Kibaki? Reference to Kibaki’s health is at the start of the clip. To quote  PM Gordon Brown   let me send my best wishes to president kibaki who becuase of health he could not be here with us today… I Think Kibaki Is In Bad [...]

• US economy,lay offs-mambo mbaya My Friend..

  Posted: July 9, 2008, 7:34 pm by kip

  The FALLACY that anyone can ‘HOLD ON’ to their jobs is what causes serious depression when people get laid off. If the job cuts are due to economic downturn then it does not matter whether you have been a hardworking loyal immigrant or lazy bastard; what matters to the company is the bottom line savings [...]

• kibaki ,Not Kimunya.. .. should Go…

  Posted: July 2, 2008, 8:38 pm by kip

  But one question begs an answer. For how long and how many Finance Ministers must Kibaki bring down before he sinks himself? It was Mwiraria who went with Anglo-Leasing I. Now Amos Kimunya has gone down with Goldenberg II. But the beneficiary of all these scams is a scum  president called Kibaki. I think it [...]

• Mugabe and Kibaki:The Two Thieves

  Posted: June 30, 2008, 8:10 am by kip

  30 december 2007 Nairobi  Kenya  I  am  the  duly elected president of kenya June  28TH   2008  HARARE Zimbabwe I declare Robert Mugabe the Duly elected President of Zimbabwe   Save for Hillary Clinton ,No one else gets into my nerves like Kibaki Mwai Kibaki. Your “President” Kibaki continue to display a shameless lack of remorse by insisting that the people who [...]

• ****Bail Granted …Guess how much?****

  Posted: June 26, 2008, 4:53 pm by kip

  Read this …. The secretary general of Zimbabwe’s opposition party has been granted bail, a day before a controversial presidential poll run-off. Tendai Biti, of the Movement for Democratic Change, was held earlier this month on treason charges, which his party says are politically driven His bail was set at one trillion Zimbabwe dollars, the equivalent of [...]

• Its a Jungle Out there..Literally

  Posted: June 24, 2008, 10:13 am by kip

  wawawa! dunia iko flat kweli ..Those  women!!what would they be  doing battling it out with wazee like that hapo its a clean 10/nill!The guy in blue jeans who fell off the podium after  folding  his fist so hard…hahahaha! The sound effects are  off the hook! the dude and sound effects @ 2:27 are just hilarious The karate [...]

• Application Form for Men wanting to date His Daughter

  Posted: June 20, 2008, 7:38 am by kip

  Well well i was sent for this by a concerned Kenyan father who sat down, thought hard real real hard and wrote this planning to give it to all the young prospective men after his Baby Girl who mind you is way over twenty years…Hmh now question is just how many Kenyan men would hack [...]

• 1991 AD,1999 AD and finally 2008 AD

  Posted: June 17, 2008, 6:44 am by kip

   1991 AD-Life in Jamhuri Folks,There are  no cars like the cars in bonde la ufa .The Names  given those cars were all together something elseThose   cars are like  the rugged humvee outfitted for the Baghdad summer time alongside the Fallujah jombas. Real UGLY but just good enough. I grew up in the extreme  kalenjin  farmlands and every family [...]

• For how long will the African continent continue to zubaa?

  Posted: June 11, 2008, 8:47 am by kip

  Folks lets be honest. Africa outside of  SA  is screwed. Its a lumbering, tichy economied, geriartric colonial era leader ruled, tribal cesspool of incompetence. Folks in Africa in general and Kenya to be specific do not vote for policies or issues. If they did then folks like Wangari Maathai, Ochieng Aneko, Jean Marie Seroney and Bildad [...]

• I Need Game or I will be Gameless

  Posted: June 6, 2008, 8:12 am by kip

  Music :The Late E-SIR :KAMATA Kweli the Economy is Bad…  I used to think its only in Wall street.! wacha now it has hit My Pockets! With all the credit crunch, high gas prices, and high prices on almost everything I wonder what will surprise us next. Maybe major layoffs and unemployment is somewhere on the horizon. [...]

• Dreams of a Father

  Posted: June 4, 2008, 8:54 am by kip

    Obama has made history. He has officially secured the nomination. All the hard work has paid off and there is no stopping this good man!! Obama Senior do you know that man wrote a thesis and predicted that the devpt model proposed by the kenyatta/kibaki govt would lead kenya nowehere as opposed to the radical one proposed [...]

• Kibaki Gets into My Nerves

  Posted: June 3, 2008, 6:55 pm by kip

  Save for Hillary Clinton ,No one else gets into my nerves like Kibaki Mwai Kibaki. Your “President” Kibaki continue to display a shameless lack of remorse by insisting that the people who are held over post election violence face the full force of the law. The president should be the last person talking about the prosection [...]

• why I should go back to the city of Sin..(NBO)

  Posted: May 28, 2008, 8:20 am by kip

  The lion is a strong beast and so is the python. The crocodile is an incredible beast and so is the alligator. One day maybe when the Gods smile down upon my  face I will be blessed with either a croc or an Alligator. Yup! A dolphin is kind of pure yes? Yes! The dolphin. [...]

• I need a game or I will be gameless

  Posted: May 20, 2008, 2:48 am by kip

   PART I Holiday to Kabartonjo  I Think I need to take a sudden holiday back to kabartonjo in Hinterland Rift valley. My sojourn will last exactly 12 months. Remember Emenike and irresistible Ihuoma, in the book concubine by Elechi Amadi? Yes even the looming specter of death will not deter a stroked heart. I now pray God because my heart has fallen daflao [...]

• Omondi’s Crib

  Posted: May 9, 2008, 3:04 am by kip

  Jaluo yawa  !Omondi is a funny guy. ! He looks very entertaining. The kind of guy who is always up for a laugh and a joke. I like  the view from his window, of the cows in the green pastures problem is I did not see Gret wall television Originality in its absolute form. NIMESEMA! [...]

• Am sorry ..

  Posted: May 2, 2008, 6:42 am by kip

  It’s like building a new house, with no roof and no doors. It’s like trying to propose, and I ain’t got the ring. Girl I’ve apologized a million times before. but here I am one more time For all the wrong I’ve done ~I am sorry~

• Obama …He’s Toasted.

  Posted: May 1, 2008, 9:11 am by kip

  After an impressive run …He’s Damaged goods Obama like most blacks thinks Rev Wright has some good points. But now is not the time to explain to white America the context of Re Wrights remarks. They have already made up their mind that Wright is a bad man. The best thing to do is to just [...]

• The Life and times of the immigrant.

  Fetched: April 28, 2008, 11:25 am by kip

  rollcall ;Kip Music; niki -Niwe wako It had been a minute since I had a free weekend  afternoon in 2008 A.D  Yup, the time is upon us and clothes are slowly starting to fall off. Summer time is here, the gentle summer breeze blowing into the metropolis the gateway to the Texas pan handle. The girls are dressing less [...]

• The writing is on the wall

  Posted: April 22, 2008, 8:14 am by kip

  Once upon a time, three ogres Mengistu Haile Mariam,Moi, Kibaki and Mugabe were born in the late 1920’s and early 1930′ and flew in formation. They landed on continent called Africa where they built themselves  castles in their territory.Mengistu was disposed off in 1991 and seeked shelter in the castle of Mugabe. Daniel arap Moi [...]

• Busted..

  Posted: April 16, 2008, 8:30 pm by kip

  Depending on where your thoughts are, I see Beckham praying that his team wins ! hmm ok back up! for a minute.. let me be honest err..on a second thought …. ,Since when did you God fearing folks begin praying with your eyes “wide shut” honestly ..Bekham is just thinking what he can do to that fine [...]

• Minister for Vision 2030: WTF ?

  Posted: April 13, 2008, 7:02 pm by kip

  whats his Job Description?  Wait till 2030 and then see if It was worth it or not? Minister for Vision 2030: Wycliffe Oparanya The purpose of politics is to develop the country and to better the lives of the citizens.  The war between kibaki and Raila has been going on for far too long and the peoples business [...]

• Haki Yetu

  Posted: April 12, 2008, 5:32 am by kip

• The Emperor is Naked..

  Posted: April 10, 2008, 6:45 pm by kip

   I wonder ,when you  guys will be 76 year old grandmothers and grandfathers … will you want to be working all day and night shuttling between meetings in Dowtown Nairobi  till 9 pm at night? with the intention of clinging onto power that you have had  close to 40 years of your adult life?? if you ask [...]

• Priceless.

  Posted: April 8, 2008, 8:37 am by kip

  this  shoes are  more original  and trendy than what most of us have ever worn.    CLassic  is an understatement !!

• Kibaki: The writing is on the wall .. ask

  Posted: April 4, 2008, 4:09 am by kip

  Once upon a time, three ogres Mengistu Haile Mariam,Moi, Kibaki and Mugabe were born in the late 1920’s and early 1930′ and flew in formation. They landed on a sandy beach called Africa where they built themselves a castle. in their territory.Mengistu was disposed off in 1991 and seeked shelter in the castle of Mugabe. [...]

• Kibaki: The writing is on the wall .. ask Mugabe

  Posted: April 1, 2008, 9:06 pm by kip

   Once upon a time, three ogres Mengistu Haile Mariam,Moi, Kibaki and Mugabe were born in the late 1920’s and early 1930′ and  flew in formation. They landed on a sandy beach called Africa where they built themselves a castle. in their territory.Mengistu was disposed off in 1991  and seeked shelter in the  castle of Mugabe. Moi was  disposed [...]

• I am NOT young and NOT restless anymore

  Posted: March 24, 2008, 10:07 pm by kip

  This post today is about one mama who makes me lose every sense of self that I posses in this world.Speak of strange happenings which are not so strange when understood, but to understand one must first know that they do not know. Strange mathematics is when one and two becomes the unknown and balances out [...]

• AT this rate..Raila will Join PNU.

  Posted: March 17, 2008, 3:08 am by kip

  This is a sequel my other ka post.. River nyando is not navigable.. my makendes could not reply in that Post becuase the air is   too pregnant with fake Love between PNU and ODM…. First things… Only in kenya. No Raila No School It is sad that thousands of Kenyans were singing “No Raila No Peace, No Raila No [...]

• Mpaka Che, sentimental, Back then ..e.t.c

  Posted: March 14, 2008, 5:04 pm by kip

  Its Friday ..and When the winds have blown their last skirt and the sun has set over the hills never to rise again, the light is gone, but the night light arrives. The harsh glow of the day is replaced by the gentle glow of the night light and it bathes the   chick’s   body leaving it [...]

• River Nyando is Not Navigable

  Posted: March 11, 2008, 11:03 pm by kip

    My First Point Mr. Odinga, According to the English Dictionary, the term “Designate” means “appointed but not yet installed in office”. You are neither “the appointed PM” nor “the elected PM” but not yet installed as the Prime Minister of Kenya. Please, advice the public to take note of the fact that you are not the PM-designate [...]

• Mr “Duly Elected” President

  Posted: March 5, 2008, 11:08 pm by kip

  Kazi Iendelee…..

• Post-Election MidTerm Exam

  Posted: March 3, 2008, 2:51 am by kip

  MINISTRY OF EDUCATION    POST- ELECTION MID TERM EXAM - PAPER ONE Answer ALL the questions below NB. Dubbing/rigging will lead to automatic  disqualification English Question1. Give two different meanings of the word rigging. (2mks) Question 2 Write an Essay in no more than 200 words on Gitobu Imanyaras visit to State House vividly recalling how the first lady sent him out (20 mks) Question [...]

• Raila:We were with you on 27th dec 2007

  Posted: February 29, 2008, 4:30 am by kip

    Watch  the  deal signing  here  and the lord asked :Who shall I send?” thou asketh the Lord. Who shall go into those the depth of those dark dungeons of supremacist to go and save these darkened PNU souls? The light is their enemy, social evil is their kinsman… Who shall I send?  PNU Apologists   seem  worried today [...]

• A Honest conversation Between 2 Pro-kibaki Jamaas

  Posted: February 26, 2008, 11:46 am by kip

     This is a narrative of a real world conversation between two Pro-government supporters  from kibaki’s own Tribe the Agikuyu. The names of the characters have been changed/ama  used to represent the true personas of the two kenyans.  If you ask Kip,this was a Very interesting conversation.Some background info….. .MWANGI* is More of the HARDLINER pro-kibaki supporter while [...]

• Memories are Made of this..

  Posted: February 22, 2008, 9:47 am by kip

  Time: 2327Hrs  Location: Seasons Restaurant ,Kimathi Street. City:  Nairobi Year : 2002 Roll call :Mugzo, JB, Kieti, Kip  and Karanja State of mind : Intoxicated  Tusker really tasted good while listening to this old school song.. Many a times a man may have have sinned in his life…but   back then we did not have to pull a koffi Anan. Time: UNKNOWN  Location: Somewhere in [...]

• This Man It got Me Pissed Off

  Posted: February 20, 2008, 5:35 am by kip

  Aren’t the Peacetalks Dead? Kibaki and his men are stalling the so called peacetalks. its obvious to even a fool that Kibaki is not going to negotiate or evenleave peacefully as he has locked all doors and burned the keys. He figures that he might as well burn with the house because his options for places [...]

• ~ TWO-YEAR DEGREE FOR MEN ~

  Posted: February 18, 2008, 8:16 pm by kip

  This is for those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men should be trained for marriage. A new two-year degree is being offered at the University of Marriage that many of you should be interested in. That’s right, in just six semesters; you too, can [...]

• George in TZ.

  Posted: February 18, 2008, 9:40 am by kip

  George  Bush in Tz The WHOLE POWER HOUSE  of america  was /is in  that country for 3 days!  you can dismiss that as nothing but guys…. the american Govt does not just wake up and  stay in one tiny country for  that long…..wonder what they do right?  ama its not what they did right, BUT  what America wants and [...]

• Introducing Babawatoto!

  Posted: February 14, 2008, 8:13 pm by kip

  Today  I am here to introduce To you  babawatoto.com as a  reliable means to send your people goods in nairobi    www.babawatoto.com/ babawatoto is an online portal  that enables you to send a variety of practical and  items to your relatives  and friends in Kenya. Our popular gift vouchers are the Uchumi, Nakumatt vouchers.  we also have alot [...]

• Nairobi-”The story has to be told”

  Posted: February 12, 2008, 7:29 pm by kip

  Now last December I made aka  trip to the city of champions [Nairobi]  with all the chaos and war…I could not talk of my experiences because  everyone had issues to deal with that are clearly not very pleasant … all the same…. Nairobi did not disappoint… went to Joints/clubs/hares/  which as far as I know , Most of them did not exist [...]

• Middle class or wannabe Middle class

  Posted: February 10, 2008, 5:20 pm by kip

  I am yet to see Kenya’s middle class acting as if they are part of the ongoing in Kenya. Historically known for being the engine behind political change and regulating the government, today Kenya’s Middle Class acts more like an Expatriate Club. They watch things from afar as if they are not part of the [...]

• My Experience…..

  Posted: February 8, 2008, 8:10 am by kip

  after been around   the  violence … I tell you kenya is bigger than all of us… and when war fikas  it does not know   that your makendes  were ODM or PNU..   I  say this Becuase I was hukos in  kericho and  ATM Machines ran out of cash  and for 5 days ..  My tu-little dollars  in Bank of america ..meant NOTHING [...]

• The way I see it.

  Posted: February 2, 2008, 11:03 pm by kip

   John 8:31-32 ”If you dwell within the revelation I have brought, you are indeed my disciples; you shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free…..” Guys, I got to  say just the way i say it. Tribalism is deep within us, and I am not sure how this will ever be resolved. We are [...]

• Thats your president.

  Posted: January 31, 2008, 12:04 am by kip

  Thats your president yes   Thats your president. Thats My country Those  are my  fellow country men  

• Yes Thats My country

  Posted: January 29, 2008, 3:57 am by kip

     This election fiasco has grown from Kivuitu’s tongue and is now tearing us up piece by piece. There is no logic in destroying what we as Kenyans have built up over the years only to go back full circle and re-build Kenya over the next 50. We have watched the political establishment ignore the mediators and [...]

• The revolution will not be televised.

  Posted: January 18, 2008, 8:49 am by kip

  why cant kibaki accept  mistake and offer “leadership”? What is the big deal? It is obvious that the results were flawed and both sides of the divide have accepted that. ODM claims they were robbed, PNU admits but said that anyway both sides rigged - so in the eyes of every Kenyan the results lack credibility. [...]

• The Good ,The Bad and The Reality

  Posted: December 8, 2007, 1:47 am by kip

  THE  GOOD Remember this  on December 14, 2006 Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki has rejected a hefty pay rise awarded to him last week by lawmakers, citing monumental projects which he said need urgent funding. In a statement, Kibaki whose monthly pay was to increase thrice its current amount, said remuneration of public officials should reflect the country’s economic [...]

• when did kibaki loose you?

  Posted: December 5, 2007, 9:33 am by kip

  Watching kibaki campaign lately one cannot help but notice that The man looks disoriented.  He could not piece together a coherent sentence.  you  can  hear the  crowd laughing at him, but he thinks  they are laughing with him.  Someone close to him should have done him a favor asked him to retire instead of walking to the [...]

• The peoples President

  Posted: November 28, 2007, 6:51 am by kip

  Raila  Odinga, All your life you were told the things you cannot do. All your life they said you are not good enough or strong enough or talented enough; they said you were the wrong tribe or the wrong character or the wrong type to be president or to be this or be that or achieve [...]

• My Culture, My People

  Posted: November 27, 2007, 11:55 am by kip

  My first goal next month is to look for kalenjin Nite wherever its going to be .. My Country, MyBeer oops! That’s for tusker I mean , My Culture ,My People.   some people got jokes… these tu artist are just out of this world.!

• My $0.2 Cents

  Posted: November 20, 2007, 4:07 am by kip

   Listening To: TakeoverDJ’s Throw some D’s… In my normal state I don’t really listen to Kanye West muchBut while malayaring on YouTube I came across this song Throw some D’s remixed by kanye west funny stuff when you listen to his words.. Especially how he puts on this wig with same hairstyle as Donald Trump, rapping about [...]

• Is Raila out of his freaky knuckle mind???

  Posted: November 14, 2007, 12:29 pm by kip

  What exactly does Raila Odinga expect us to think by his ass  Bringing wazungu expats,to run ODM campaign strategy.? like Kenyans dont know their own politics and country,?  This a blunder of monumental proportions  by raila and ODM !. Is Raila out of his freaky knuckle mind? Yani  he’s bragging about bringing in a beberu to run Kenyan affairs. [...]

• When it’s time to go back

  Posted: November 12, 2007, 8:56 pm by kip

  The weekend that passed has to rank up there with one of the slowest weekends of November Save for dallas cowboys who delivered a  game worth watching  and   for true football fans ,anytime colts is playing its  worth every minute even though san diego chargers are really up in their business.! CANT believe Colts lost!! then [...]

• Its Tough to be a man

  Posted: November 8, 2007, 11:21 am by kip

  Do not feel orphaned. Simply continue to go around with a lantern in plain sunlight and search for a honest man (and woman ) to  answer the question :why  are we poor as africans? The great Afrikan kingdoms such as Malian Kingdom, which was established by the great Sundiata Keita, the Songhai empire, the Nubian empire and [...]

• Hallo Children

  Posted: October 31, 2007, 1:40 am by kip

   Jana I was  going through my YouTube  collection from 1995, some of those songs bring back days long gone  that make you ask yourself where the heck did all the years go? But I guess we are doomed to asking that with each passing year. Even the 21 year old asks themselves what happened to their teens. There  [...]

• The ‘Duty Free’ tweng

  Posted: October 26, 2007, 11:40 am by kip

  I’ve not written in a while and neither has Shakespeare .Today is October 26th 2007 A.D Of late I have begun indulging heavily in drugs. Not hard drugs though, just the soft social drugs such as pombe .My drugs of choice include Corona light ,molson Dry bud light and occasional Budweiser  In a sober state,  I am  a regular Joe who dreams of running [...]

• The last Fist Fight

  Posted: October 22, 2007, 10:51 am by kip

  If I were an animal I would like to be a crocodile for some time and then a panther for  Some  time. I would like to be a wolf for some time and then maybe a vulture for a bit. To be a shark would be nice and to be a falcon would be special, [...]

• R I P Lucky Dube

  Posted: October 19, 2007, 11:42 am by kip

  Lucky Dube  (August 3, 1964 — October 18, 2007)   Why Lucky Dube, of all people? This is insane. I grew up listening to this man’s music. He was an activist, a teacher, an eye opener besides being a great musician.who have been South Africa’s voice of concience for the last two decades. Sadly, Black African on Black African [...]

• Watch my shoe!

  Posted: October 17, 2007, 12:37 pm by kip

  throwback . Ok am not talking about  kidoos who went to school after the 1997 elections ama sijui when  uhuru was running for president  ziii ! am talking about wananchi who saw saba saba riots LIVE.. Not kwa news .

  I am talking about  wananchi who saw the day  President kibaki defected from government  in  25th December 1991 . Kenyans who kumbuka the drama that ensured when Ouko Robert disappeared and later  found  in Got alila hills  after 3  days  those days I thought that Scotland yard were the bomb!na that jamaa sijui  Detective Troon was the most intelligent man on earth( ok forgive me I was in standadi  6 ama7) …

  I am taking of  wananchi who  saw  the women as they boarded the planes to Beijing in 1995.. who kumbukas the  days when South Africa was under apartheid.. pre- 1994? bana I did not know what used to happen hukos but from the way my zaks was scared.  I juad things were thick hukos!! wacha akina pilato sasa wako south Africa they can see naked virgins freely ama sijui bomseh  hukos ..

  I am taking about jamaas who kumbuka when everything was named Nyayo Recall huh?  sijui nyayo wards,nyayo tea zone,nyayo bus, nyayo  car,nyayo stadium, nyayo  *&&%%!  ! Arrggh WTF was that??.. you know thats why when  people critisize kibaki am like you guys dont jua the f*ckin  dictator   Moi  was,! Rumour has it that ati this was one of those brilliant idea that crossed psychopants like Oloo Aringo and JJ kamotho..

  I am taking of wananchi who kumbuka when techno  and the current soul was relatively new music… pump the jam.. .. the works..days of Kriss kross.

   

    Saturday morning Somewhere in mtaani: 

  Now if you were unlucky to hail from rift valley like me ..kids have to weed for maize crops a certain portion before eating anything.. I guess it was meant to be a form of motivation ama kitu kama hiyo … a times it would be like no tea before you have malizad a whole shamba.!!! and we all know . tea to a Kenyan is like coca cola to a town bred  kid. however, give a Kenyan kidoo coke anytime and you’re his idol… if  you were unlucky to come from a tea growing area (like me again!!) is a tea growing area like , you pick tea. finally if you were like my friend Mwangi and  you were from a coffee growing area.. your ass is left picking all the coffee berries in the world .
  basically, Kenyan kids work their entire youth life and they know that the only way to break out of this cycle, they go to school to prepare themselves for the future. and someone lied to us  ati  someni  vijana  mwisho wa kusoma  utapata kazi mzuri sana..   many years later,,,, all that I ever saw was signs reading HAKUNA KAZI

  QUESTION. With this kind of lifestyle, can a Kenyan kid ever grow fat? NEVER!. they are as skinny as  hell   Even if you put McDonalds and KFC (Kisumu Fried Chicken) in Kenya, it just won’t do coz of the money among others.

  in other news  making headlines..

   I finally took the  dreaded  trip back  for a 3 week  vacation with a ride on a vintage Bilas  steam train.! I Headed for  the station and climbed aboard the famed bilas  Steam Train for a journey into the late 2007.i choose to  Sit in a rare cupola caboose as the vintage steam engine takes me for the next  3 weeks  to actual site of a true  logging camp!yaani muti mkubwa,,!

  

  so my makendes checked in hukos kwa  the cabin of the first officer( yaani makanga wa train ) right on the wall  there was a long print out of the  Present passengers!maze the list was full ….! hukos ndani kwa  the train .. due to the congestion I was  like  do what you do but watch my shoes..dance with your boo but watch my shoe…  get loose but I know one thing  watch my shoe…!

  jionis  I went to the bath rooms and hukos kwa walls . I saw writings like ..xyz was here and left. JP was hia 2002-2005 ! sijui  ,shiko was hia 2002 jan 2nd -14th Feb. 2003….. na kadharika  one that caught my eye because it was …fresh on the walls was   Xs was hia. and I ongezad mine also … Kip was hia  for 3 weeks….. (kweli  twajivunia kuwa wakenya)

  So back to  my sit in the  cabins,, with my ever  faithful indanet internet ,,.. I furiously   Googled on this manenos to see Present and former passengers of the train  ..(Results 11 - 20 of about 18,100 for bilas train. (0.06 seconds…………)for results   bonzeza hapa

  FINALLY ….

  OK before I contine … can all the  girls  exit here…….ama if you wish…take this exit   NOW

  My fellow men ,

  When a woman finds a man who gives good oral, she’s found a treasure she’s not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won’t even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can lay pipe, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he’s got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it’s beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn’t it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her  booty….

   ok …to be continued  ….

  Each woman is unique. You may have one who’s nipples get hard when she’s excited or only when she’s having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you’ll be a more sensitive lover. When she starts to have an  ODM rally…, for heaven’s sakes, don’t let go of that manenos … Hang in there for the duration.

   

   ok This will be  continued in the next post…… me and my makendes are out of here

   

• Coitus Interruptus …

  Posted: October 12, 2007, 10:34 am by kip

  one day Kibaki met some Raila’s followers …this is what cut….

  

  (They(PNU peeps) call us (ODM peeps) ati Raila’s sheep, but itzz aiite I rather be sheep in raila’s farm than kuku in kibaki’s chicken pen and my dropings subject to redicule by my owner-you know the mavi ya kuku fame?)

   its  OK I  dont know what I am doing here but.. am stuck…here., in some  Marriot  hotel ..and  the only consolation  is molson beer.

  

  whoever decided that canada is a nice ka country to live  is crazy. this place is freaking boring..!!!!!……..   but they have fine women .,…………….. like this one black girl   nways that vybe for another day……

  So am stuck here with a cold beer  a laptop and my makendes  to keep me company…in the land of the peacekeeper jamaas … si you kumbuka canada always are in those UN peacekeeping missons and bila beef with nobody…. I Kinda miss the states…. life is kinda faster  you jua canada is a former british colony.. and so they have a touch of british in everything….so i was like let  my makendes do some gugul  search for this manenos about canada  and its true Canada works better than the U.S.?

  Let’s look at the facts. Historically, Canada had been a bit poorer than the U.S. But in the 1950s, ’60s and ’70s Canada grew faster than the U.S. By 1976, the Canadian dollar was equal to the U.S. dollar, and real per capita incomes in the two countries and the relative size of the governments were about the same.

  However, beginning in the early 1980s, Canada and the U.S. began following different economic models. Under President Reagan, the U.S. stopped the growth in the relative size of government and sharply reduced tax rates, and pursued a policy of price stability and regulatory restraint. The Canadians continued to increase their relative size of government in terms of taxing, spending, and regulation.

  The result is the Canadians now have a government that spends about 40 percent of its GDP (at the federal, provincial, and local levels), while the U.S. spends about 30 percent of its GDP (at the combined federal, state, and local levels). Canada is also much more economically regulated than is the U.S. There are substantial variations in taxing and spending between the Canadian provinces as there are between the U.S. states; hence, the above numbers are rough national averages, which vary from province to province and state to state.

  Once the U.S. adopted Reaganomics, it began growing faster than Canada. Now, two decades later, according to the World Bank, the U. S. has a GDP per capita that is more than a third higher than Canadian per capita GDP ($34,280 for the U.S., $26,530 for Canada). These higher real incomes for U.S. citizens translate into better housing, more automobile ownership, and much higher levels of discretionary income and economic opportunity. .. hmmm hold on…….one thing that caught my eye that I Thought was NOT TRUE  was  ati 

  for Canada, all U.S. states, except for West Virginia, have higher levels of economic freedom than the Canadian provinces, with the exception of Alberta and Ontario. As a result, the richest Canadian provinces have incomes that approximate the poorest U.S. states

  .
  thats a  freaking blunt lie!!! I live in the south.  of stato. texas to be precise …. Why lie  most parts of lousiana are  like africa no difference at all . same goes for most parts of alabama  and  are in no freaking  way better than best of canada..  same goes to places like tennesse ,ohio and lots of those middle states .. that rednecks live in ..
  The only good thing to come out of this place is ….I got hear a certain   a song I’ve never heard in the longest of time … ladies and gentlemen .. introducing dru-hill -5 Steps.. old school throwback
   

  this  is a Belated post  its  D.O.B* was last wed. but could not post this manenos.. no indanet …*

  what does Coitus interrutpus mean .oops wrong title for wrong post…… ?

  wacha I go back to states.. thats “Home” bana……. hii canada.. izz bilazzz

• The Stanley Livondo Show

  Posted: October 8, 2007, 5:58 am by kip

  2002 AD

  They were political blood brothers .The two hit the campaign trail in a union that was nearly cut short by a road accident in which Kibaki was badly hurt. Kibaki was out on the vote trail in Ukambani. As fear for Kibaki’s life rose, Raila declared the captain had been hurt, but the match would continue.

  Later, Raila fished out his credit card, and secured Kibaki a place in the Business Class of Kenya Airways to enable him, a member of his family, his doctor, and two friends, to fly to the UK for treatment. On that evening before the president-to-be left for London, Raila arrived at the airport from the campaign trail and found him accompanied mostly by family members and Starehe MP, Mr Maina Kamanda.

  Kibaki had been booked in the Economy Class. But Raila complained that it was uncomfortable. He offered to pay for Kibaki and four others accompanying him to travel Business Class.

  Raila did not have cash, and the people taking credit card had left. To foot the bill, he wrote a letter to the airline promising to pay the next day. For security, he left his credit card until the following day, when he paid the bill.

  But that was then.

  2007 AD

  my makendes took  chai bit too late in the evening and  I tried to Watch some football on  ESPN  earlier in the day. I found my makendes  wandering, from childhood Memories that are now all over this blog  to politics. I found myself wondering who will lead Kenya out of this mess, prayers alone are not enough.even though Martha karua believes that Gods prayers( Through Fr wamugunda  kumbuka the RAV4 Saga? lol) would saidia us…..

  Then I started critically analysing various political figures, Uhuru, Kibaki, Moi, Ruto, Raila, Kalonzo and so on. I wanted to be fair and judge them in the contexts in which their political careers were built.

  Then I stopped on Raila, I have been a fairly critical opponent of Raila,see here I never liked him then especially  the first time he was elected in a by-election in Lang’ata. in 97. I remember the turn-out was about 10% of the registered voters and I remember questioning the legitimacy of his election, in short I never gave the man a chance.

  Back to the present, on purely factual level, could ODM have made an impact without Raila? Could Kibaki’s election to the presidency have been so overwhelming without him? Hell no. I recall when kibaki made his maiden journey to nyeri and with raila in company…I still remember how the folks there admired him, his courage, his honest persuit for better government, hismagnetism, his straight-forward-no-nonesense ways. I remember Kibaki’s first home coming to Othaya through Kirinyaga, they tried to move on without giving Raila a chance to address people gathered along the road, Sagana, Kutus, Kerugoya, Kagumo, Karatina, I remember people, in kibaki’ own backyard demanding that Raila address them, it was electrifying to say the least.
  ( then he was called njamba…)

  Hitting Raila below the belt

  Raila has been hit below the belt. Yet were it not for him,Moi Uhuru project in 2002 would be in power.( God forbid) would rule like Moi, NAK alone( ngilu.kibaki ,wamalwa)  would have found it very difficult to win, KANU would have been  in government bado .  thugs like biwwot would still be ministers.I remember NAK  trying so hard to be heard, amanifesto the works They were a  Formibable but not as much as it actualy   became after they united with RAINBOW  to form NARC. Then they joined Raila, he gave them a kiss of life.   and a much needed life line.

  October  6th  2007 -Uhuru Park

  

  The last time such a crowd was witnessed in Nairobi was kibakis inaguration in Jan 2003. A ceremony that  I  went  to becuase I Believed  in kibaki at that time.. That Was my first and only  political rally to attend.

  Kibaki will lose this election, NOT because he has not done some good things, but because he and his government have made decisions that have been self-defeating. With the proper decisions Kibaki should have been sitting pretty by now. What occasions my utterances? The decision to cancel the ODM rally in Nairobi is one such decision. Why does he keep giving the opposition ammunition? What are the results of the postponement? 400,000+  ODM supporters and the ensuing publicity.

  Kibaki was given a mandate by all Kenyans, Kibaki’s choice to dishonor the MOU was yet another poor decision. And to add insult to injury, one of his close allies goes out and blurts out the reasons why they decided to ignore the MOU: To consolidate power within the his inner clique

  In the Infamous  Yash pal ghai’s Bomas draft. Kenyans had agreed for a devolved government and he denied them that right. Most – no, make it all - dictators prefer centralized power, but now those who are against centralized power are being branded as dictators: a label that is not sticking. on raila amolo Odinga. On the other hand, ODM has using devolution to sell their party to many who have felt marginalized by successive governments.

  ladies and gentlemen ,Why did he have to kick out the Ministers who had fought to tear down the constitution? I believe that had he kept them and buried the differences over one issue, all those Ministers would have settled back and moved on. With their exit, they were left to continue challenging the president at every turn giving them traction that would otherwise not existed. What does Kibaki do to Charity Ngilu after the ODM launch? He fires her. Did he not learn from the previous terminations? Why give Ngilu and ODM another round of publicity by firing Ngilu when parliament will soon be dissolved?

   The Stanley Livondo Show

  as recent as the just concluded PNU launch …. Kibaki unleashes another wierd project: The Stanley Livondo project. Take a look at that  video of Livondo embarrassing himself, This man can barely read his own statement. If he cannot read it, how can we be sure he understands what he’s just said? He could not even read hysterically, unashamedly and neglect… What the  WTF?No wonder the man is shallow enough to throw money from choppers and show up with horses just because raila said this is a race between horse. I wonder why this escaped my mind even after having had a difficulty time trying to put into perspective what this gentleman was trying to put across to the expectant audience of journalist. There was no element of astuteness in this guy; he struggled all through to negotiate the written speech he was given to articulate. It was a real shame for his authors; they must have spent sleepless night thinking of the next move to employ. ! IF you ask me PNU should do better than this.They should offer The langata people another option to unseat Raila.(laughable)maybe the ever articulate  Njoki ndungu the nominated Assistant minister should teach  PNU  a thing or two about Langata.

  All the same ,Let us sit back and watch as this man self-destructs. As he self-destructs, so will the fortunes of Kibaki fall.

  No lessons learnt

  you would think that his supporters have learnt lessons and Shouldn’t they be campaigning for Kibaki outside Mt. Kenya? They caused Kibaki most of his troubles by unnecessary hubris, now they are cloistered in their political base  intimidating their own supporters so what does  mwiraria  expect to help kibaki with when he claims  or tells people in  kerugoya ati

  “We should ensure that even people in hospital beds are carried to the polling centres during the elections since we cannot afford to joke with leadership,” Mwiraria, who holds the Environment portfolio

  (Eastandard)

  If his advisors have constantly given such poor advice, why does he still have them around? They have continued to advice him to take no actions to sell himself with the hope that the opposition may self-destruct, which they still may but waiting for them to do so is a poor strategy. Actually, it is not a strategy at all. They (advisors) may just cause him to lose the election. A task that would have been easier has been made more difficult for reasons that were avoidable.

   some of these poor decisions could have been forgotten and forgiven, but they are way too many and too frequent for The mind to forget.

  A.O.B

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  Politics aside;

  If Kibaki should lose, one of the few successes of his years at the helm - which is not being acknowledged by either party - is the political latitude that we now have as compared to the Moi years. Compare the press then and now, and also the freedom with which ordinary Kenyans engage one another in heated verbal debate without resorting to fistfights or keeping a lookout for spies. Nobody is going back into the dungeons of Nyayo House.

  I want  Raila, in the event of victory, sticks to his word and allows the law to prevail. The promises he has made to the Kenyan people are profound, and he will be held up to them just as Kibaki has had to contend with his own shortcomings. Any vindictiveness or overt dictatorial acts would damage his carefully crafted image of the new African statesman. Besides, the people he is relying on this time for support will be needed the next time too, for the numerical formulae of our politics will remain the same

• Police in Helicopter…

  Posted: October 3, 2007, 11:21 am by kip

  Ever been to those  old school  bars found in some of those remote and Arid places in Kenya then you stop by to have a sip B4 kuendelea na safari?Si you enter in that ka pub-coz outside its devilishly hot, then you order a ka tusker baridi,only to be told that the nearest town you can find stima ni kedo 40 km away.So you pewa the 50C degrees warm dusty tusker from the lone crate in the whole pub!

  Hukos ndani ya the pub..this is the scenario.. There are 2 independent juke boxes in the same bar on the same 3 rd floor adjoining some class D brothel. The juke box on your immediate right when u r facing the CSW(casual Sex Worker ) who is trying her very best to smile at you displaying her brown teeth and swinging her feet to Tabuley  in simple harmonic action or wiggling to  “mama kiwinya kwaheri bai-bai” and the other CSW  is crooning away “mwenda wakwa mariro ne mariro ! ne mariro …” , tusker is selling @ kshs 60.20 and it’s 10hrs on a sato morning.

  Now  the music that rocked in those pubs was one Song by  John Holt -Police in helicopter .Maze that song was always  the one in demand kwa jukebox… ..

   

  I dont jua If it was coincidental accidental  ama intentional or by design but  in those class D pubs , There was  always   the greatest of  story tellers. i kumbuka There  was this one guy called Raymond (aka Ray )…. maze this guy would tell the most hilarious  stories kwa this our  dunia 

  So this one day in year 2000 AD, Me and other jamaas including  Ray ( pronounced Rei.)we  was beating stories pigaring vybe about a maid called Nafula. I personally  Really feel for Nafula….maybe chikka had dreams of moving up in society like kina George and Wheezy. who  jobo  in CBD and drive the latest  cars  fresh from Dubai. et al .so  trip  on an  eldoret expresss bus  to  Nairobi to start off  a life as maid was not really her goal and dreams in life  but reality was  Nafula  found herself there.

  We are the biggest perpetrators most responsible for the thuggery and state of affairs at home simply coz’ The truth is that over 80% of the working population has a mboch, and most of the maids are not even paid well and mistreated

  That Said, This  one  Nafula Chile also was  one drama mama .She brought trouble to the mtaaaa  thats too much to documented by mankind.

  Ray( Rei)  Happens to be  a neighbor to  Nafula  .  (they live in the same block)  and the dude was  notorious for hanyaring maids in the neighborhood….This dude just takes it to another level (I guess its boredom for not getting a job after campo)…He even follows the owner of the house to the bus stop just to make sure the dude has boarded a mat to tao and then checks in for breakfast at the dude’s digs.

  So There’s a day   a pal   of ours was reversing his car and lo  behold a naked chick comes running from one direction calling out for one or two other maids  in a desperate cry for help….He was like WTF%&%$$## ! that’s so and so’s mboch!,(Nafula) what’s cutting here? ??Kidogo he sees   A dude ( our jamaa Ray )without top being chased by Jirani mwema ! 

  The story goes that dude boarded a mat  To  CBD but had forgotten some documents and had to take the trip back home…Unfortunately for the jamaa (mboch casanova), he was found right on top of the Nafula   humping like no nonzenze…The rest is history Nafula  was her name, and back to vihiga she went…never to enjoy the city life again….

  Nways I just can’t begin to tell you how many jamaaz have lost their virginity by way of the mboch.  Do I blame the mboch? NO! For one, her declining to toa suruari, could lead to distasteful counter-actions like being fired bila malipo. Yeah…I remember one such mboch used to donate to the neighbor. It was a functional “hear no evil, see no evil” relationship until I became of age and she declined to lift her skirt to kip ….Little did she know that I had mastered the days and times the dude used to show up.

  nways thats story for another day once that vybe  has been de-classified….!!

  My troubled childhood.

  In other news  making the headlines, ( kumbuka how   Khamisi Tembo used to say in KBC 9.oclock news ?) Does anyone Remember the infamous visiting days in high school ?….mine was rather tragic ..I was snubbed on the regular, my old man wasn’t seeing how he could give up a Sunday afte to swing me some chapoz…the only one day he came, he checked in with a half loaf and the Sunday Nation…then we hooked up the southernmost spot in the kiwanja and chilled….shameless….and he still wanted us to share that Boflo( old school slang!)…talk of a cold mbuyu

  Now you understand the state of our prisons overflowing with wananchi  who had troubled childhood like mine and you  can understand better why there’s been a sharp increase in violent crime by our age group  as depicted in this graph below …

  

   coming up next…

    ***Utabiri wa hali wa hewa na Ngwata  Francis ****

   

   

• Hitting Raila Below the Belt.

  Posted: October 1, 2007, 9:58 am by kip

   Somewhere in Kabarnet Gardens ,Langata ,NBO -KE

  The year is 2008 .All is quiet and peaceful on the dark January night. Suddenly, a haunting scream cuts through the dense darkness with the sharpness of a razor. It is Moi screaming on top of his lungs. An aide runs across the room to check on the former president. Thank God, it is only a bad dream.“Mzee…mzee…” The aide calls out as he tries in vain to stir the former president out of his nightmare.

  But Moi is completely possessed and he starts screaming uncontrollably… “Raila…Raila…Raila!”

  “Mzee…please wake up.” The aide respectfully shakes the old man by the shoulder. Just like the three previous nights, Moi is having another of his disturbing Raila nightmares.

  The aide shakes Moi harder and finally the former president snaps out of his scary dream. His face is covered in sweat and his lips are trembling. He stares at the aide like a zombie, he looks around the room and then turns back to his aide, “Who is the president of Kenya?” He asks in a loud whisper.

  The aide takes a few steps backwards. Clearly the poor fellow dislikes the question, or is it the answer that he is being forced to deliver which terrifies him? The aide hesitates.

  “Who is the president of Kenya?” Moi demands angrily.

  “Ah…mzee, you already know it is Raila Odinga!” The man replies meekly.

  “Oh No… Not Raila… Oh No… Not Raila!”

  Jana’s Launch of PNU

   I was  Not  very amused with the kind  Talk   by those guys drumming support for kibaki at jana launch of PNU. 

  That  was nothing than a mere hastly and very poorly staged and a comeback attempt by the PNU which as far as I am concerned was futile.Who are Kibaki advisers and strategists? They are either downright incompetent ! mean you get 3-4 free hours on public radio and TV and on a day when people might be home watching. and what did we see or hear. Matusi, Insults, Threats, Innuendos, Propaganda, Hate speech, Scare tactics.Very very little on policy, manifestos, coalition party pledges, what they stand for, or even re-election platform.Now how many votes was the Mwakere religious remark on Kaffir and Malaya going to win Kibaki?They should have spent the better part of the occassion highlighting Kibaki’s successes and less time on their opponent. Too much bashing of your opponent may create sympathy votes and the beneficary is One Raila Odinga.

  To Me That was a wasted opportunity.The presidents team squandered. instead of focusing on accentuating the positive, they resorted to casting asperstions on Raia , and hitting him  raila below the belt. becuase its clear that It seems like they found it expedient to bash raila during the launch in-order to get maximum publicity. With the recent polls, they’ve figured they can’t take raila lightly and they have decided to attack his person.

   

  Kibaki is a  good man

  with all honesty Mwai  kibaki is a  Good man I  dont  mind voting for the man , I like the way he talks developement and he sounds that as in individual he has the  needs of wananchi at heart At least Kibaki saved the day with his Extremely  Gentlemanish  remarks. He is definately a good person inside and once again its shown that its the people around Good old kibaki that make him look bad atimes.  Kibaki stood up as a true statesman and he earned my full admiration .with   his focus on Development related issues .

  Now  to  others who spoke…to say the least,

  As for the ministers and other messengers, First , they should chain Nyachae to his house! Simon Nyachae sank to the lowest levels unexpected of a man his age!Nyachae’s primitive and unwillingness to shed the colonial-era-chief mentality may contaminate all the improvements done to the country by this administrationwhy do they seem so determined to give raila this thing on a platter? if one of the attendants is asked, what was the highlight of the launch? = nyachae’s diatribe!! and mwakere’s lurid language!!With Friends like these, who needs enemies??

   

• Hitting Raila Below the Belt.

  Posted: October 1, 2007, 9:58 am by kip

   Somewhere in Kabarnet Gardens ,Langata ,NBO -KE

  The year is 2008 .All is quiet and peaceful on the dark January night. Suddenly, a haunting scream cuts through the dense darkness with the sharpness of a razor. It is Moi screaming on top of his lungs. An aide runs across the room to check on the former president. Thank God, it is only a bad dream.“Mzee…mzee…” The aide calls out as he tries in vain to stir the former president out of his nightmare.

  But Moi is completely possessed and he starts screaming uncontrollably… “Raila…Raila…Raila!”

  “Mzee…please wake up.” The aide respectfully shakes the old man by the shoulder. Just like the three previous nights, Moi is having another of his disturbing Raila nightmares.

  The aide shakes Moi harder and finally the former president snaps out of his scary dream. His face is covered in sweat and his lips are trembling. He stares at the aide like a zombie, he looks around the room and then turns back to his aide, “Who is the president of Kenya?” He asks in a loud whisper.

  The aide takes a few steps backwards. Clearly the poor fellow dislikes the question, or is it the answer that he is being forced to deliver which terrifies him? The aide hesitates.

  “Who is the president of Kenya?” Moi demands angrily.

  “Ah…mzee, you already know it is Raila Odinga!” The man replies meekly.

  “Oh No… Not Raila… Oh No… Not Raila!”

  My Opinion:

  Moi Can shout all he wants but reality In the kenya  is a complete opposite of what this  f**King senile mzee says. F-Moi and KANU its sickening to see Kibaki Raise the One finger salute in that KANU NDC meeting. After all the years of most of us kenyans (including kibaki ) trying to remove it from power and Kibaki has the audicity to Raise the one finger Salute?Aint that sick??what the f- did we vote Moi out for if this man still wants to control the future of kenyans

   Raila bashing tea party

   I was  Not  very amused with the kind  Talk   by those guys drumming support for kibaki at jana launch of PNU. 

  That  was nothing than a mere hastly and very poorly staged and a comeback attempt by the PNU which as far as I am concerned was futile.Who are Kibaki advisers and strategists? They are either downright incompetent ! mean you get 3-4 free hours on public radio and TV and on a day when people might be home watching. and what did we see or hear. Matusi, Insults, Threats, Innuendos, Propaganda, Hate speech, Scare tactics.Very very little on policy, manifestos, coalition party pledges, what they stand for, or even re-election platform.Now how many votes was the Mwakere religious remark on Kaffir and Malaya going to win Kibaki?They should have spent the better part of the occassion highlighting Kibaki’s successes and less time on their opponent. Too much bashing of your opponent may create sympathy votes and the beneficary is One Raila Odinga.

  One of the strangest attacks against Raila was that he has not developed Kibera and Nyanza.  This is exactly the argument for Majimbo. Everybody knows that Raila do not receive the taxes of Kibera or Nyanza. Everybody knows that Raila do not receive the IMF loans or grants from donor nations.  Everybody knows that Raila do not plan or implement government spendings on development plans.  How the F#@$k is Raila supposed to develop Kibera and Nyanza.  Has it ever occured to these Fellow kenyans  that this is why Kenyans are so fired up about Majimbo?  Kenyans know that this central planning system only works  for  sections of our larger society.

   PNU needs to win over new members to overcome ODM’s lead, instead they played to their base.  Kibaki supporters already hate Raila and to continue making them hate Raila more is not going to increase their votes.  Kibaki therefore needed to woo new voters by reaching out to the rest of Kenya.

  To Me That was a wasted opportunity.The presidents team squandered. instead of focusing on accentuating the positive, they resorted to casting asperstions on Raia , and hitting him  raila below the belt. becuase its clear that It seems like they found it expedient to bash raila during the launch in-order to get maximum publicity. With the recent polls, they’ve figured they can’t take raila lightly and they have decided to attack his person.

  Kibaki is a  good man

  with all honesty Mwai  kibaki is a  Good man I  dont  mind voting for the man , I like the way he talks developement and he sounds that as in individual he has the  needs of wananchi at heart At least Kibaki saved the day with his Extremely  Gentlemanish  remarks. He is definately a good person inside and once again its shown that its the people around Good old kibaki that make him look bad atimes.  Kibaki stood up as a true statesman and he earned my full admiration .with   his focus on Development related issues .

  As for the ministers and other messengers, First , they should chain Nyachae to his house! Simon Nyachae sank to the lowest levels unexpected of a man his age!Nyachae’s primitive and unwillingness to shed the colonial-era-chief mentality may contaminate all the improvements done to the country by this administrationwhy do they seem so determined to give raila this thing on a platter? if one of the attendants is asked, what was the highlight of the launch? = nyachae’s diatribe!! and mwakere’s lurid language!!

  other  Not so pleasant news for kibaki …

  Pattni  joined   PNU .if you ask me This guys for sure want to finish Kibaki. How in this earth can someone think of supporting someone being supported by Pattni.!and did you hear he was made a mijikenda Elder and  the previous week he was made  a maasai Elder! You know what .I give some little credit  pattni atleast he not like the other wahindis who hide in westlands and parklands and dont deal with  the natives  and calling Me and you the nyeuthi ati “ben chod “yaani black ghasia  mtu bila msimamo!. ama its guilt concience killing Ole Pattni? 

   

  With Friends like these, who needs enemies??

• The Strip Club

  Posted: September 28, 2007, 11:24 am by kip

  The act of watching beautiful women dance seductively is as old as time itself. The sight of sexy, (sometimes partially) undressed beauties moving to an erotic sway nourishes an almost primordial need in men, and simply makes the world a nicer place. (can I get an Amen!).The mellifluous booty entrances the male  and its a sight to behold.

  Many liight years ago   when we were new in this town . Just like many other immigrants,One of my First goals upon settling down was to go to a strip club .I confess that  back then ,I was a consumer of Nyama -Nyuma ya- Grill A.k.A Strip clubs .Those old days before we grew up ,Strip clubs were fun.Many jamaas will deny that they dont or will never check in to one but ukweli is many a men have been hukos.. and ukweli is that can be a fun and sexy experience. However, there are some mistakes that many people make when theygo. to feed their eyes with the greatest creations  From the  missing Rib that Adam gave  up to make Eve.. 

   

  location:  Mens club

  Music :    Buy you a drink 

  Present: Kip, JM ,Sam

  Pay attention as I unveil Strip clubs   Do’s and Donts all based on Real life experiences..of many a men( dont try this at home! )

  1. Tafathali dont in Love With The Strippers

  This is a common rookie mistake the mwananchi makes kila wakati . my guy …this is a job for the mama . Their job is to get as much money from you as possible. Some mwananchi takes the sexual attention the wrong way. (ukweli is theres never really a wrong way) BUT   Just because she says you are cute doesn’t mean that she wants to take you home. Bilas Dancers would tell  any jamaa he looks like Brad Pritt to get an extra $20. Even when it’s a flat big lie .They are there to dance and that’s it. Don’t let it go to your head.

  2. Dont Spend Your Rent Money bana

  Whenever you go to a strip club, it’s a good idea to budget how much you plan to spend. If you can afford $100, that’s all you should bring to the club. Well most of the time me and my crew would check in with $20 maximum recall I was still hustling as naratted in this post The case of a broke jamaa and $100 was too much cash bana!.so after4 hours of labour I could then raise the net $20 and that was lopez thefine Mexican kwenye club.. You don’t want to be put out on the street because lopez was shaking her ass in front of you. Tamika is not going to feed your empty stomach

  3.Thou Shalt Not Touch The Dancer (unless she touches you first)

  Some dancers when they are not in bad moods kuna vile they will let you touch. Some dancers wont. A good rule of thumb to follow is to let them take the lead. If a chikka is standing 5 feet in front of you, her body language is saying “hands off kijana ” Then you have the ones that will grind directly on your lap or grab your hands and put them where she wants them. Those are my favorites. Sometimes she will put her breasts near your mouth, but don’t fall for that. Do not under any circumstances lick her nipple. That will get you kicked out the club faster than Raila was kicked out of Kibakis Government after the Referendum in 2005!

  4. Stay focused on the reason you came

  stay focused on the reason you came: naked ladies. After all, you paid your cover charge and you can do whatever you want. DONT TIP WAITERS ! Don’t let the fear of embarassment cause you to get pressured into tipping a girl you don’t want.kama you don’t like you don’t like period .. if her tits don’t look nice. They don’t look nice no two ways about that.Why should you tip fully dressed waitresses and bartenders when you could tip the dancers.

  5. A Mwananchi Shalt Not Get Drunk

  Getting drunk at a strip club is a risky prospect. Kwanza .., the alcohol may cause you to spend more money than you wanted to. You know what they say about lowered inhibitions. Secondly, if your in an inebriated state, you are far more likely to do something stupid like touch the chikka .You don’t want to go that route.

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  6. Thou Shall Not Use Plastic

  Another common rookie mistake every mwananchi makes .. tafadhali please!! Don’t beba your credit or debit card into a strip club. All that’s going to do is create an electronic trail of your whereabouts. Imagine your wife’s ama chick -d surprise when she get s the monthly bill and sees a $200 charge to a strip club. . Hit up the ATM before you go the club. It’s just smarter and also more fun to use cash. You can’t put a credit card reciept in a dancer’s G-string like you can with a dollar bill.

  7. A mwananchi shall chose wisely .

  This one is very important. You know what you like. If you like short girls, tafuta moja .. If you like big booties, by all means pick that one. Nothing sucks worse than paying for a dance from a girl you are not attracted to. They are going to ask you for a dance, but please listen to what girls have always been adviced.: Just Say No! And if your dream girl is on the other side of the club, don’t settle for the closest thing to you. You will not be satisfied. It also is not a good idea to get a dance from a girl because she reminds you of your girlfriend or wife. Bilass that’s when you will start doing post likes this one about my first time !! wachana na hiyo .. You can see that at home, you are paying for a new experience. Once you become a strip club pro like I was in the year 2004 AD of the lord . you can spot the girls that are going to dance the freakiest and make sure that’s who you pay for. You can also sample a variety of different skin tones and body types without repeating yourself. So pick wisely.

  8. Thou Shalt Not Infringe On Your Boy’s Dance

  One of my pet peeves about strip clubs are  Jamaa who don’t buy their own dances. These characters will sit up in the club all night and not pay for anything and nyemela my ka catch !!. It is well within your right to do this, but if I am spending my hard earned money for a dance, don’t stare at the girl like you paid for it. Keep your eyes on the stage; this is my table dance. And please, do not talk to me during my dance. I can’t count how many times I’ve heard “hey man, that girl is bad” while I was getting a dance. I know she’s bad, that’s how come I’m paying. Leave me alone and get your own dance.ama niaje wasee. Si kila mtu na dawa yake ..

  9. You shall Not Use Your Real Name ..

  No good can come from using your real name. I’ve seen dudes give out their government name, phone number and place of employment to dancers. Why? This serves no purpose other than to potentially mess up your happy home. Imagine the scenario: kip is chilling in with his jamaa friends when the dancer from last night  from the mens club runs up on him hollering about ” kip when you coming back to the club If he would have used a fake name, he could have at least chalked the situation up to mistaken identity, but now he’s stuck. . Bottom line is this: strippers don’t use their real names so why should you?

  Finally (and very crucial !)

  Dont katia a Female patron in the strip club

  There will always be many female customers in the strip club. Usually they are there just to have a good time, and not to find a man. Leave them alone and focus on the girls that you know will be taking their clothes off. If you are looking to meet women, you should check out a regular club. But if you are looking to have a good time in the strip club, concentrate on the reason you came :Naked ladies.

  whore  Woe unto you if you dont follow some if this basic rules You will end up as  been what  kibaki commonly refers to as binadamu ya mavi ya kuku   or  what Indians in Parklands areas in Nairobi  call “ben chod “yaani black ghasia  mtu bila msimamo!

  And it was written.

   Bloggers Note:

  The author Kip has sinced quit the strip club manenos .He is only left with the memories of those days and is now a good mwananchi leading a kawaida simple life… JM is now a father of two Kids and is married , Sammy is another kenyan in the diaspora He Recently cleared school and now hustling in this hood

• Muthoni

  Posted: September 24, 2007, 9:34 am by kip

  Ever wondered why it’s so hard to find a job in Kenya?  picture this:

  Musyoki Ndeto (names changed to protect Identities ) has  just been retrenched from his High Flying JOB, and now he set out hoping to bounce back into the job market.

  He started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONKONG). He put on a good shirt (MADE IN ENGLAND), designer jeans (MADE IN SOUTH AFRICA) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

  After cooking his breakfast on his new electric cooker (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN JAPAN) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY AND BOUGHT IN DUBAI) and continued his search for a good paying KENYAN JOB.

  At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Musyoki decided to relax for a while. He sat on his leather couch (MADE IN CANADA) reading a bestseller novel (PUBLISHED IN USA).After a while he wanted to refresh himself. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN ITALY) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in …..’ KENYA’……

  by now you can clearly   tell ….Why its hard to get a job in kenya!.   

  **WE NEED TO  EXPAND OUR  LOCAL  MANUFUCTURING INDUSTRY****

  ( I can expound on that  but I digress )

  A few Others  may  reason ( and justifiable)  that the reason   why he can’t find a job is because he already lives a luxury life. and  He doesn’t need a job   Thats true  But the fact the everything he  owns  is made in JAPAN, CHINA,SA, INDIA ,UK  is the problem . The common Kenyan who needs a job (like me for instance) buries his sorrow for not finding a decent job by indulging in cheap liquor (MADE IN KENYA) at the Mukaru Kwa Njenga slums.

  problem is that  If  a  jobseeking mwananchi  puts on  some Akalla (MADE IN KENYA) and drive a mkokoteni (MADE IN KENYA) and wear a suite (MADE IN KENYA) wear a watch(MADE IN KENYA..?) then walks in an office interviewing for kazi , HE will  NOT  to get a job. Becuase he will  taken as not tobe presentable  enough or  be  having what it takes to be in such high white collar jobs/offices that my friends Musyoki Ndeto* is ” better suited for “  or meets the standards and expectations..

  In my opinion  What we wear, listen to or drive doesn’t matter. It is what we do with the resources available to us that matters. When President Kibaki tells you to build kenya and be a working nation ,people laughed and that was put to rest. Kenyans are very talented and many of the economy in kenya is driven by the Jua Kali sector and so forth. What was/is 8-4-4 all about? Our resources define what we can do. Producing oil, gold, steel e.t.c for producing this merchandise made from you know where is not one of the blessings we have. When you come to curvings, masks, mkia ya ngombe, etc, changaa, ask  Muhkisa kituyi …(is he the minister of Trade..?)he will tell you we make big $$$ there.

  ELECTION 2007

  It has often been said that men learn nothing or very little from reality. It is very clear from last week’s political events in Kenya that Kibaki is staring at a huge defeat in this year’s presidential election yet some people who support him still delude themselves that he can win anyway .
  It is emerging day after day that Kenyans want revolutionary change and it appears Odinga will trounce Kibaki in this years polls. Raila is the only true remnant of the men who fought for the second liberation. If he wins, Kenyans will have attained what they have always yearned for since the advent of the multi party democracy in early 1990s.
  I am sure the last thing kibaki wants to hear now is anything to do with ODM wether with a K, O  R or Q.!.What I  cant get is why kibaki, or his campaign people are not doing anything to stop the emerging ODM euphoria in western, nyanza, RV, coast and Nairobi and NEP?( dont tell me about dishing out districts, relief foood to budalangi and title deeds in coast, those have little weight)

  

   (Ebu actually say mois words in the caption  with that kaleo accent its so funny)

  We need to wake up Kenyans.We are the biggest perpetrators most responsible for the thuggery and state of affairs at home simply coz’ we vote irresponsibly and place them incompetent F#$kers in office time and time again. BUT thats upto kenyans to decide in the ballot box… its not my call   …..

  MUTHONI

  Taking of  muthoni ..,this dude called karish KK ako na jokes.. I cant get enough of this song… reminds me of some  music of  back then by a ka band called katitu boys band  or something….

  “ nilikulisha ukamea madiaba  sasa unoneki….kazi niliyofanya sasa  umesahau…”

   “wewe ni colomboxi (call box)ya kutumiwa na kil mtu…”

  ” kumbe wewe ni taxi sio personal car ..”

  “ati wewe ni kifagio ya city council”

  Those lyrics and accent ( for effect I guess) are ,Too Funny  ati  “wether you like it or not nimekusare..Fonget it compritry!.” ( Forget it completely)

  

  This Bloggers Note: si those dudes can Dance..

   

  FINALLY

  What Having  makendes Balls really mean .

  1-*BALLS* - is coming home late after a night out with the boys,
  smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying: “You’re next”

  2-  What does kumekucha do for a living?

• Lets get Down

  Posted: September 20, 2007, 10:18 am by kip

   You know how things just pop in your mind from time to time that just make you crack up ? You could be doing anything. Working. waching some NFL … Talking to someone, Eating  anything Then all of the sudden it  comes back  ! yes  Some manenos  from the  past!

  This is about  one specific penzi hatari of my past life. I pendad you more than words in the queen’s vernacular  can describe. I cleaned out my life for you, and I’d give anything for the opportunity to show you that. I did soul searching, I even was sure that I  would retire as the last chief of kabartonjo with you. Yes I was whipped I know but I blame cupid (uwongo)

   I don’t know what goes on in your life nowadays. I know you are now prolly working in Nairobi or something don’t know what drama you face in life in nairobi.I don’t know what your future plans are .I don’t know if you even think about the times we shared. Do you ever think about me? .do you ever reminisce about us? Hmm do you still feel the same about me or has time put out the flame? Does your friend still tell you what to do? Do you ever pick up the phone and still hope it’s me calling you? Girl I remember the way I felt on the day you told me you really pendad  me .I remember the look of penzi hatari  in your eyes when you told me you  pendad  me. I remember the day that changed my life …I remember the way felt inside. (Because I was like huh? really, how bout we check that out  in  kitanda.practise…)

  You were the reason I was alive I will not forget Jan 02 till July 03 .will not forget the way you forced me to get guts and approach you .remember the way I would always come and buy orbit in your  mums shop even when I knew you did not have it in stock.. ..Not in thousand years will I forget the afternoon strolls in the streets of nakuru holding mkonos (ati they call it PDA nowadays!) and just fooling around (well I was just trying to dara your manenos.) .times I wonder do you remember the shoes you would look at and like and buy them bila   thinking about tomorrow where I will get money for the next day? Yes I was naive but isn’t that what made it real?

  Remember Nakuru 10 aside Rugby Tournament .?I  remember The way you were posted in the  stands looking like a super model  and I sitted wondering if  you  got that bubble gum that make  the boys  wanna wife you  and Wondering  if you were the type of Gal I wanna take to my mama house ? Remember The way  were in that new club that has since closed down and how you cried when you met your ex. I clearly recall how I felt like a Mandingo warrior when he begged for one last dance as I sat sipping my drink and you asking me if it was ok you do so. Well I understood that he was your first love but am wiser now. Never take a girl to place where she will meet her First love especially if it’s the guy who preceded my presence!

  Do you  remember how small the dance floor for Tacos was and do you remember how  my makendes  and you danced  to  Nazizis song lets get down?  and how you always sang along the whole song.. I kumbuka ..you went something like  ” Siku moja jamaa moja aliniita, niko busy kwenye club n’akatika nimetega sikio kwenye speaker, sina mda na mtu hata dakika”” Ati shortee tukutane pliz huko town”"huku anananiangalia up and down” “come now, pliz write ur number down…” YES  I confess I  miss that.. I remember sitting with you in Tacos Bar in Kimathi Street and drinking cold beer and how you would wiggle gracefully when the magnificent DJ of those days played R -Kelly’s thoia song…

   

  I remember laughing at some of your  crazy ass jokes  I can’t forget   the day you were narrating  about how much we men were punks ati “… You are making out with a guy then he feels on your titties like he’s choosing a ripe mango in the market! **** You! You think these babies here don’t hurt! Nini? How about I feel on your balls the same way fool  …”

  You  were  the light of my life. I loved the sparkle in your eyes, your dorky laugh, and your silk soft skin  and supple lips. The gentleness in your face when you slept, the smell of your hair after a shower, the excitement when you were happy  the  penzi hatari   you used to give me. I even embraced your angry side. I didn’t want you angry or sad, but I still pendad you even when I am the target of it  Even the day you threw a tantrum in tusker matress becuase I embarrassed you with my reckless abandon,I still  stood by your hipside( truth is I was checking out your booty). How many people do you think could still love Lust after you flip out on them? very  many becuase you were fine.!

  I remember the look in your eyes when you said that there’s only one person in the world who can make you happyAnd that was me.( aki and i believed you then gaddmit) well am not sure if you could say that now because a lot of water has passed beneath the bridge. But since am wiser now I can confess that. You’re the only one who can make you happy. A times I feel like you had been scheming to find something else. I wish you hadn’t, but I wished even more to fix it. !

  Its 2007 AD, But that was 5 years ago. Things have changed Nameless does not sing like he did. R-Kelly does not sing like he did. He was recently trapped in the closet and has since been declared a pedophile. Now days they call it Genge. I don’t exactly know what its all about  but I know that one man called Juakali captures my thoughts In ka song called  kwaheri

  

  Don’t know if am still that jamaa   that you fell in love with n 2002 AD (obviously am not!) People don’t change, but they can be clouded by   fine booty, firmer boobs and fine women  etc, and withdraw. I withdrew because I was afraid that you’d leave. All those things we fought about weren’t the problem. It was the stresses in my life that I was afraid to show you and tell you about. I wish I had taken it out on someone else, I really do. I should have taken it out on waithera your neighbor. Maybe I should have dated her just to release the stress then come back to you but my smitten self could not think of that…(if only she had smaller boobs, F**K) I sometimes think I should have figured the way when a great thought hits my noble mind and shatters all preconceptions I had about the truth of the way I deemed it those days… but that was never to be. .

• Muthoni Kifagio

  Posted: September 19, 2007, 9:38 am by kip

  lakini  this dude called karish KK ako na jokes.. I cant get enough of this song… reminds me of some  music of  back then by a ka band called katitu boys band  or something….

  “ nilikusisha ukamea madiaba  sasa unoneki….kazi niliyofanya sasa  umesahau…”

   “wewe ni colomboxi (call box)ya kutumiwa na kil mtu…”

  ” kumbe wewe ni taxi sio personal car ..”

  “ati wewe ni kifagio ya city council”

  those lyrics and accent ( for effect I guess) are ,Too Funny  ati  “wether you like on not nimekusare..Fonget it compritry!.” ( Forget it completely)

  

  *BALLS* - is coming home late after a night out with the boys,
  smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying: “You’re next”

• Muthoni kifagio…..

  Posted: September 19, 2007, 9:05 am by kip

   lakini  this dude called karish KK ako na jokes.. I cant get enough of this song… reminds me of some  music of  back then by a ka band called katitu boys band  or something….

  “ nilikusisha ukamea madiaba  sasa unoneki….kazi niliyofanya sasa  umesahau…”

  “wewe ni colomboxi (call box)ya kutumiwa na kil mtu…”

  ” kumbe wewe ni taxi sio personal car ..”

  “ati wewe ni kifagio ya city council”

  

• The only memory of reality -Part II

  Posted: September 15, 2007, 9:27 pm by kip

  You jua am bila time for country music kabisa so in the process of looking for some football  for this  the weekend I found my makendes in CMT .. country music channel.. so you know even me Kuna vile I got the 5 second delay ..( after Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction) I also wekad my own FCC De-regulation so I pause little bit on every channel just in case another boob display moment might tokea.. nways .lol ..I actually sat through the whole song. 4 minutes of a country song Tracy lawrence

  But  thats  besides the point … the devil is in the details

  After a long day  at jobo on thursday me and my friends were catching pint in a certain watering hole in   the hood .so we talking about the days and lifes and times of the african . First an embryo, then boy and finally a man   I was left remininscing…about some things that defined our lives before the existance of the present

  Today boys and girls, we are talking strickly old school and this blogghorrea is just about back in the days…More of a sequel  to   The memory of reality  that dwelt on our college and post college life.Come to think of it does Capital FM still have throwback lunch break with sean cardovillis ??

  now,unless uko na early onset ya alzhemiers ama you are the kenyans that got free primary education ( sisi tuliget maziwa ya nyayo kumbaffu ninyii!) you must all kumbuka the song ,”Macarena “hmm That was 97 summer. looks like it was yesterday right?well that was 10 clean years ago . nways leos I am walking the path less travelled..

   First ,I miss buying brand new Moccas (hand made) from those back street shoe producers ( wachana na BATA )at a throw away price coz’ of the number of customers I used to introduce him to the only catch was this shoes sole was a thin as  snakes tongue and if you tembea in tao from  Hukos na Railways  mpaka anniversary towers  hukos na unversity way.. you would literally  feel the  heat  of the pavements through the soles!!  Then you had to replace the sole every 2months  for the same reason. that it was extra thin.. good news was Okello would charge you  Ksh 25  to replace that sole and in 15 minutes you have  ” Brand new shoe”…Man, these dudes could make shoes, why lie….

  I miss them days 10 bob a day was a gold mine and when zack gave it to you in the morning, it was the bomb…It toshad boo flight, a pack of chips and a sausage + drink for lunch, and you had enough money for maize (phiri phiri weka)…and kashatas….

  I miss just chilling in the hood and relaxing until sijui what time and talking to everybody in the neighborhood without mob issues ati ilikuwa ilikuwa….Everybody just loved everybody….

  I miss checking out the mlolongo of wananchi watukufu  treking from Inda to Kariobangi North passing through KSouth, Buru, Stadi, etc… Those guys morning and evening there’s kedo 4K of them trekking in one go…I dreaded even asking one of them for the time coz’ imagine messing the dude’s rhythm…Not cool….  I  however recall treking from Westy siku the day mathrees striked becuase of michuki … but thats vybe for another day.

  I miss them estate pubs where no matter what posh place you end up at night (sijui Stanley, sijui simmers in kenyatta Av , etc), you’d definitely do the roll call even if at 7 in the morn, and you’ll find the usual suspects….the dude selling boiled eggs, cold sausages and dodgy Samos in his corner, the regular bar maids heckling about where the hell you’ve been, your next door neighbor happily shouting your name and eager to buy you half a crate (of course, to try persuade you not to talk about the funky chickadee sitting on his lap)…LOL! Little did he know that his daughter is blacked out in the car….the village idiot still scrounging for his next round, the local cop who’s unleashed his jacket and is enjoying the off duty pint, the estate Mafia who during the day, no one would dare approach….Now that’s what I call a lively pub….

  lunchtime preachers

  I miss them lunch time preachers who used to draw stuff on the pavement and shout at the whole of Tao….I still couldn’t figure how people had the time to stand and watch them draw stuff on the pavement and preach solo hard….Well, until I realized that maybe those standing had nowhere to go…couldn’t afford lunch or just had to get out of the office for 20 mins or so…..

  opening day

  I miss opening day for schools for 1^st term 2^nd term and 3td term in Tao watching other boarders with all combinations of uniforms catching their rides in the evening….LOL! jamaas and chick-d’s with karai’s and ndoo’s, enough coffins (mabati cases), enough transit passengers from up country buses looking for transport to some nondescript school somewhere in kikuyu or in thika ama machakos ….

  I remember the stupidity surrounding the excitement of the Freedom From Hunger Walk….Aki that’s one of the biggest cons that I know now…I would never walk 25km again unless under gunpoint or I knew there was a winning lotto ticket with my name on the other end…..***king hell!

  right After 4^th form

  I miss wearing a suit with my buddy nick and carrying serious portfolio like brief cases and heading for Tao to look like executives….When you meet a guy in Tao, they’re really impressed you work somewhere big just after finishing high school….Man life must be treating you good…Kwanza you say something intelligent like…”I’m just heading here to the Care International Offices”…Duh!…And what was this fixation about working for NGO’s and “allegedly” being paid in dollars…If people knew the only thing we had in them folders were jana’s Daily Nation gazzetti and a Blue 4th form Maths Answer textbook by Malkiat Singh that we are going to sell for Ksh 20/= in River road to the vendors and then others would buy them… We were sleek businessmen.. …But do  I say ..

  Malkiat Singh

  Malkiat had to be my favorite authorLOL! I had surely forgotten the guy. Thought the guy was a kind of genius - sort of a rare one sent to educate the world.Yanni me I think that jamaa should have been arrested for taking advantage of the educational system….I don’t understand how the dude could be an expert on everything including CRE. If that dude could have re-written shamba la wanyama, mashetani, or Things Fall Apart, dude would have tried.Malkiat Singh….Now that is the dude who perfected the art of a One Stop Shop….Damn! and the way I thought dude was clever at that time….I wonder do folk still buy them fat Malkiat exam buster books???

  Music cassettes

  Remember when there was that craze of walking around with 3rd or 4th generation tapes dubbed by supposedly some hot DJ and guarding it with your life…Whenever you enter a mat, you had to unleash it so the driver plays but lo and behold…it was a crime leaving the tape with them when you dropped out…Manz…it don’t matter where folk were…in class, in a rudge field, with a babe, at the market…dude had to have a tape…In fact I think for some people it was easier to get a music tape from them rather than an ID. That with tapes was a phenomenon. Yeah, dubbed by dj ‘xyz ‘ in Lips - whose voice announcing special dedications to possible catches overrode the barely audible music I guess we had special perception organs then. Some of these tapes got cut and would be rejoined again somehow ..then only to jam an innocent machine sometimes later..

  Game called “PA”

  We used to collect those soda bottle-top liners and sort of gamble with them. They were placed on a surface with tails up and One had to blow them over so that the heads face up you won your opponents liners. I can’t remember exactly the name but I think the game was called pa but am not sure. there was this one chuti guy who could blow like 15 of them stacked pamoja .. maze At the end of all that , the guy used to have liked a paper-bag full of those bottle top liners…

  Rugby

  I miss taking the Stanchart bus back from rudge joints to base and just having a ball with the babes bold enough to chill around, catching pints and dancing until it’s time to go to party. Oddly enough back then  I used to  hang out with walevis but never touched none  myself…..

  Talking of rugby does this cheering song ring a bell?

  Nilienda … SAMBA! (x2)
  Huko Donholm … SAMBA! (x2)
  Nikapata … SAMBA!
  Msichana  moja… SAMBA!
  Nikasema … SAMBA
  Mi nataka … SAMBA
  Akasema … akasema! Mimi pia!

  Tukafika … SAMBA!
  Akavua … SAMBA!
  Nikavua … SAMBA!
  TUKASAMBA! … SAMBA!
  TUKASAMBA! … SAMBA!
  Tukasamba … Samba
  tukasamba … samba
  tuka … ssssshhhh

  God bless the game of Rugby.

  I Suppose everyone that everyone reading this relates to my makendes  we Were in our best of times and our worst of times, trying as hard as we can to figure this whole thing out. but alas my guy. Change is the enemy and you try and cling on to the past with dear life but soon realize that the past is drifting further and further away and there is nothing to do but stay where you are or move forward .

  A.O.B

  There is this girl I heard , she took the birth control bill, then 4 months later she grew a mustache is that possible ?(Oops that’s a post for next week my bad!)

• Huh?

  Posted: September 15, 2007, 8:18 pm by kip

  huh? are you that chikkka that makes me wanna take you to my mama house? kinda girl I wanna chew all over that bubble gum ****** are you gonna direct me like traffic ?? do you have the aquifina that make the boys wanna wife you?

  are you posted in club like a supermodel …

  

• My First Time….

  Posted: September