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• A Moment

  Posted: June 7, 2011, 5:01 pm by infinitepyro

  I’m sitting at the school’s smoking section. Not my school, so plenty unfamiliar faces but the nicotine smiles are reassuring. With each drag, in their eyes flickers the same light of contentment to which I’m inexorably and delightfully acquainted. I bum a taff from one of them. A female. She apologetically offers me a lipstick [...]

• The Television Will Not Be Revolutionized

  Posted: June 6, 2011, 10:00 am by infinitepyro

    Idiot boxes of the world unite! To fight off the effects of intelligence, replace smart quotes with fart jokes, substitute sense with scenes from Martin, let the baby’s bathe in that glow and learn all manner of things they don’t really need to know! The Television Will Not Be Revolutionized! Channel the content of [...]

• Just the 808′s…

  Posted: May 30, 2011, 10:18 am by infinitepyro

  If only I could write down riffs… On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood [...]

• Squidgygate Transcript

  Posted: May 24, 2011, 11:24 pm by infinitepyro

  December 31, 1989–New Year’s Eve into the next decade. Diana was at Sandringham, for the Windsor’s traditional Christmas. James Gilbey is speaking from his car mobile phone; at one point from an Oxfordshire layby. There’s an indication that TWO different conversations have been spliced together, as there are TWO different times mentioned here: at one [...]

• The Tale of Two Faces

  Posted: May 22, 2011, 10:34 am by infinitepyro

  Words have never come so easy, time flown so fast. I see the emptiness inside people’s eyes to the point that its scary. My hand pauses halfway from you, hovering in doubt whether I should tell you or not; Your parents are dead or dying it’s the same everywhere. A burning moth cannot stop dancing [...]

• A Lost Poem

  Posted: May 22, 2011, 10:08 am by infinitepyro

  This is me. I am a poem. I am written but it’s possible I have no Writer. I am a poem with wiry body. I am a poem without soul. This is me. I am a poem. I speak for nothing. I stand for much less. Nonetheless, I’m inked so I am. You think that [...]

• Schizopolis

  Posted: May 16, 2011, 1:32 pm by infinitepyro

  Segment 1: Fletcher: Generic greeting. Wife: Generic greeting returned. Fletcher: Imminent sustenance. Wife: Overly dramatic statement regarding upcoming meal. Fletcher: Oooh, false reaction indicating hunger and excitement! ————————————————————————————————————————————————— Segment 2: Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I’ve responded to you, but I’ve forgotten [...]

• Relationships…

  Posted: May 15, 2011, 7:03 pm by infinitepyro

  When even the mists of boilt water reminds you of her, waft after waft plaguing your nostrils and your mind, conjuring her ghost that’s been lurking in the very depths of your memory, haunting your soul… Filed under: The Human Condition Tagged: She

• HAARP Times Are Coming

  Posted: May 15, 2011, 6:46 pm by infinitepyro

  Has anyone else noticed that in the world, the nations furthest from the Holy Land are generally the most immoral and the most entangled in shirk? Of course this isn’t a hypothesis put forward after the close scrutiny of all the lands in the world, their kufr versus the distance from the Holy Land but [...]

• Santiago the Shepherd

  Posted: May 13, 2011, 6:15 pm by infinitepyro

  “If the Devil wants to dance with you, you better say ‘Never!’ because a dance with the Devil might last you forever.” I’m happy enough speaking about Paulo Coelho today, having finished Brida for the second timeless than two weeks and so I shall speak about The Fifth Mountain, the second of his two books [...]

• Post-colonial Africa?

  Posted: May 13, 2011, 8:22 am by infinitepyro

  African leaders rule their countries like African father’s rule their homesteads. Discuss. Filed under: Politics Tagged: Gadafi, Idi Amin, Kibaki, Mobutu, Moi, Mubarak, Museveni, Odinga, Zuma

• Schizopolis

  Posted: May 10, 2011, 3:47 pm by infinitepyro

  Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I’ve responded to you, but I’ve forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with [...]

• Brida

  Posted: May 7, 2011, 11:50 am by infinitepyro

  She’s not in a good place. She’s had better days, then again she’s had worse days. The best way to escape into loneliness is if you pretend nobody’s there and that nobody cares. That way she got used to crying herself to sleep in peace regardless of nobody’s stares. Thinking to herself she’s the answer [...]

• Patriotism 101

  Posted: May 6, 2011, 11:50 pm by infinitepyro

  Filed under: Kenya Tagged: Athletes, Demotivators, Patriots

• Prince William Arthur Phillip Louis Antichrist.

  Posted: April 29, 2011, 11:30 am by infinitepyro

  The Prince William-Kate Middleton wedding is being forced down our throats. I didn’t even want to tweet about it, let alone a whole blog post but being your Kenyan Vigilant Citizen, I have something to share that some might find interesting. Just as with the whole weapons of mass distraction frenzy the media was bribed [...]

• F.O.H

  Posted: April 24, 2011, 12:51 pm by infinitepyro

  You’ve planned to die. The deed is to be done today, this very night. You go to the bar. Dutch courage is imperative when it comes to suicide. You’re in a pensive mood. The clock strikes midnight. The bartender issues the last call. It is time for your very last drink. The last drink before [...]

• Death and All his friends (cont’d)

  Posted: April 21, 2011, 10:53 am by infinitepyro

  …this world is nothing but pretense and a soundtrack playing in the background. The soundtrack to this moment is Pink Floyd’s live performance of Wish You Were Here. Filed under: Death

• Death and All his friends.

  Posted: April 21, 2011, 10:49 am by infinitepyro

  This isn’t a good day, by any measure of good days. A guy died and today he’s making his way to his final resting place, some hole 6 feet deep in the ground. The people who’ve come to carry out his last will are numbered in the hundreds. Okay maybe just over a hundred and [...]

• Incredibad

  Posted: April 7, 2011, 7:22 pm by infinitepyro

  Wairraminute! It’s been almost an year since I started writing? And compared to some bloggers my hits are just shy of 10k. An average of about 27 views a day. Approximately one hit per hour. Fts! Ya’ll aint seen nothing yet! *rolls up sleeves* It’s time to get serious…no it isn’t. It’s time I went [...]

• My Very First Day at ‘Work’, Ever.

  Posted: April 2, 2011, 9:51 am by infinitepyro

  My first day at work was loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong! And about as many o’s boring too. I got this shit, also referred to as awesome when the situation calls for it, job updating sensitive data for some, at this point unnameable, insurance company and my first 30 minutes at the office, on hold for the MD, was [...]

• One Students Comment

  Posted: March 31, 2011, 9:33 am by infinitepyro

  “Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t [...]

• Opinions, Trapped Inside The Closet

  Posted: March 29, 2011, 10:00 am by infinitepyro

  Disclaimer: I do not watch Cheaters. I wanna know if you feel the way I do I wanna know if there’s a chance for me and you If there’s no way, meet at the bar and you say can’t Cz I don’t wanna be, I don’t wanna be. I don’t wanna be Unfair to Mr. [...]

• The Seven Gateways in Kenya.

  Posted: March 9, 2011, 8:31 pm by infinitepyro

  WhAT?!! *Russell Peters’ Indian accent* I’m too tired! Too too tired! I’m gymed out. And swimmed out. And certifiably pigged out But There’s something on my mind I must get down as soon as possible, as quick as my tired pectoral muscles, aching triceps and sore fingers shall allow me. Yesterday, ensconced (this word is [...]

• The Day I Almost Died

  Posted: March 7, 2011, 7:23 pm by infinitepyro

  Let me tell you about the day I almost died. Today. I almost joined the ranks of the ghosts. I almost transitioned from an ‘is’ to a ‘was’. I almost very nearly died today and this blog and all my internet accounts would have just become stagnant without notice. This blog would have stayed on, [...]

• David vs Goliath Round 2 (The Gaza Issue)

  Posted: February 25, 2011, 10:55 am by infinitepyro

  (Author’s side note: this was a piece I did in 2009 during the Gaza War.) Been a while since I wrote something of my own…hands. This being a topic close to the hearts of many, I shall not portray the dead and dying as statistics but rather as people who loved and were loved back, [...]

• Israel v Zion

  Posted: January 19, 2011, 3:25 pm by infinitepyro

  You cannot convince me that we live in a secular world, after all land is divvied up as according to what delusions a race of people’s ancestor may or may not have had about a man in the sky apportioning distant unseen lands to his crazy ass. Now the dude’s descendants murder, rape and pillage [...]

• Top Tourist Destinations in Nairobi

  Posted: January 7, 2011, 2:35 pm by infinitepyro

  1. The pillars of Jachin and Boaz that make up the Nation Center building. The top tourist destination of Nairobi’s CBD, this spot is a Santiago Cathedral to masons. Prominent in the Nairobi skyline, this landmark has it’s Road to Santiago beginning at the very doors of Freemasons Hall directly opposite it. Remarkable and precise [...]

• Jalal ad-Din Magritte

  Posted: December 31, 2010, 11:39 am by infinitepyro

  “For all of my life I have searched for your face and now I have seen it I’ve now seen the smile, the eyes, felt the wondrous embrace of the face I’ve been looking for my soul has searched forever for the luminous face that I now behold before me…” Filed under: Uncategorized

• Eclipse 2010

  Posted: December 22, 2010, 8:51 pm by infinitepyro

  So, I am without the aforementioned phone any longer, acquired mild nerve damage to a wrist and might not be as liquid as I expected this Christmas but guess what? Ya boy got <REDACTED>! I really feel bad that I haven’t been able to write -that’s a lie, I’ve written a lot on loose leaf, [...]

• I Got Blisters In Me Fingers!

  Posted: December 9, 2010, 4:45 pm by infinitepyro

  Great news! I finally upgraded my handset and my mobile blogging has fikad v2.0 so expect random posts hitheruntofor but granted I can’t do long posts on this thing. Shit, these buttons are so tiny I keep pressing two at a go…but I aint complaining. Unfortunately, again, I had to put the Samsung down. That’s [...]

• Lost+

  Posted: December 1, 2010, 4:41 pm by infinitepyro

  Michael Jackson on stage circa 1995, photographer unknown Vincent Price: Darkness falls across the land The midnight hour is close at hand Creatures crawl in search of blood To terrorize y’all’s neighborhood And whosoever shall be found Without the soul for getting down Must stand and face the hounds of hell And rot inside a [...]

• Eyes Wide Shut

  Posted: November 30, 2010, 1:51 am by infinitepyro

  I can’t sleep tonight. Hm. I find remedy in Dickipedia #nohomo. No, it’s not an encyclopedia of all manners of dick as the inappropriate name would suggest. It’s an encyclopedia of DICKS, utter dicks! Political dicks, Media dicks, Entertainment dicks, Business dicks, Miscellaneous Dicks, International Dicks (Mahmoud Ahmadinejad happens to top this particular dick list) [...]

• Random

  Posted: November 25, 2010, 11:49 am by infinitepyro

  The human condition is to be unsatisfied. To want more. Life’s good. #np I’ll Be There – The Parlotones. She knows why. V. Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Life, Love, Music, She

• Rape Me, PLEASE!!!

  Posted: November 22, 2010, 8:25 pm by infinitepyro

  Y’all know how I write truths right? I’m about to scare the balls outta so many men right now. Apparently, five(5) out of every eight(8) men aged between 19 and 27 have been asked at least once by their female lovers to rape them. This is your lady and she’s demanding that you rape her. [...]

• Thou Shalt Smoke

  Posted: November 6, 2010, 5:11 pm by infinitepyro

  A quick test to check whether you’re a smoker: Have you ever half-lifed? hehe All of you smiling are smokers!!! I’m an occasional smoker. I occasionally smoke a lot. And while seasons are relative, ‘a lot’ refers to my knack of going through lighters in a few days. So yeah, my name is Infinitepyro, iron [...]

• And Plutarch Wrote:

  Posted: October 8, 2010, 5:14 pm by infinitepyro

  So here we were, Bloggers, armed with words and handle.bloghost.com addresses. Carving out a niche for Queen and country. They looked up to us, mesmerized by the worlds we weaved in prose and verse. We inspired, and taught. We shared our lives with you, had good times, made you laugh and crossed the line and [...]

• Burning the Midnight Candle

  Posted: September 30, 2010, 6:01 am by infinitepyro

  Starting off a post to meet a weekly target i.e writing without a specific train of thought in mind has got to be one of the harder things in life for anyone who has convinced themselves that they are a writer. Especially at 4 A.M in the morning. That’s where I’d resort to my niche, [...]

• Enlightenment, Lucius vs Lilith

  Posted: September 28, 2010, 2:17 am by infinitepyro

  I know this woman who said I made her whet. She craved and craved. Everything from subtle hints to blatant begging. She wanted all I could give and she gave all she could to get me and her ‘most appealing asset’ together. Eventually I caved to her cravings and we got comfortable across each other [...]

• Like Lucius & Lilith

  Posted: September 25, 2010, 12:00 am by infinitepyro

  * Writing. She’s furiously writing. Her hair gets in the way. She puffs at it impatiently and keeps scribbling, muttering under her breath. Furtively casting her eyes about, she maniacally jumps off the floor she’d foetally positioned herself in her incoherent need to write and sets her thin, haggard frame before the red, rock maple [...]

• Namaqua + 17 yr old Scotch

  Posted: September 24, 2010, 5:54 pm by infinitepyro

  The fascinating thing about money these days is that it doesn’t exist except in computers. Credit is the arbitrary allocation of units similar to Zynga Poker chips. An illusion. The intro to Wall Street Money never sleeps mentions a bubble that appears from nowhere that grows and grows and grows eventually sucking in everything in [...]

• The Role of Religion in Today’s Society

  Posted: September 24, 2010, 3:53 pm by infinitepyro

  Mwafrika, the Underground king had an interesting status update on #FB yesterday. Something about religion serving the purpose of a drug to the hopeless and a control-tool used by the ones in power. Subtly suggesting his belief in the Illuminati. One commenter picked up on that and responded on the folly of watching Zeitgeist and [...]

• Big Brother Africa All Stars BEEF

  Posted: September 24, 2010, 1:59 pm by infinitepyro

  [Ed sidenote: I did this note on #FB and I thought, "Pyro, worst way to get off chix's radar is...? Of course! Showing your indifference." What a #facepalm moment...] So, I’m not ati an avid watcher of this here season of BBA but when I heard the Ugandan Hannington had “beaten up Lerato [the pot-bellied [...]

• Rock is Dead

  Posted: September 16, 2010, 11:43 am by infinitepyro

  Wsup peeps?! This one’s for my rockers! Bold statement that, that rock is dead. Regard me. There’s a pal of mine who’s committed to rock. She’s so committed to rock she could drive down to Vermont and have a commitment ceremony to Rock. She’s not too big on the “stealing music from the net” thing [...]

• Locally Inclined

  Posted: September 4, 2010, 12:29 pm by infinitepyro

  Time and again, I start feeling some Kenyan rapper and the feeling that this newbie is the illest creeps up on me. Time and again, Abbas Kubaff comes back hard, leaving me awash (can I use that word here? does this word still hold relevance in the English language? These and many other questions shall [...]

• The Dusty Foot Philosopher

  Posted: September 2, 2010, 12:15 am by infinitepyro

  “Letting go is hard when there is nothing you’re holding on to.” Life is easy enough, just like reading. I can read just about anything…except Japanese and Russian. Matter of fact add to that list all those hieroglyphics languages, with symbols representing sounds and stuff. I’m adept at making sense of normal words lakini these [...]

• The Streets

  Posted: August 25, 2010, 8:07 am by infinitepyro

  Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they change it. Just when I’m loving life, it seems to start raining. ****************** There’s a loophole to sanity see, they say when you think you’re going mad, you aren’t. A mad man doesn’t know he’s mad they says. Yet they haven’t had all they’ve ever known [...]

• Prophecy of the Popes

  Posted: August 24, 2010, 10:15 am by infinitepyro

  I’m in a leso and a vest, sitting in the coldest room of this really cold house listening to online streams and suddenly, Roger Whittaker comes on belting an all time favourite, ‘My Land is Kenya‘. Yes, a vest on my thin, pallid (were I white or cursed with Vitiligo) frame and a leso loosely [...]

• Fad’s: coz it’s that time of the month

  Posted: August 23, 2010, 12:31 am by infinitepyro

  (yep, copy-paste from ye olde blog…) Well, here we are. A whole year since writing in this place. And how unkempt it feels. Ghostly. Abandoned. The perfect metaphor for the shit I’m going through right now. Which means….: YES! It was about time for me to join something. To find a sense of belonging, the [...]

• Abortion, The Conservative who sometimes goes the Liberal way.

  Posted: August 18, 2010, 8:53 am by infinitepyro

  “…visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children’s children, unto the third and to the fourth generation.” Genesis 34:7b Abortion is illegal in Kenya. Morally unacceptable by most (if not all, though I stand to be corrected) acknowledged religions worldwide, it is termed as murder by religious extremists who butcher [...]

• Ghosts in Machines

  Posted: August 16, 2010, 8:41 am by infinitepyro

  Most people don’t affect reality in a consistent way because they don’t believe they can. They ‘write’ an intention and then they erase it because they think, “That’s silly. I can’t do THAT.” And then they write it again, and then erase it again so time average is really small. William A. Tiller, Professor Emeritus [...]

• When Atheists Save the World

  Posted: August 15, 2010, 9:29 am by infinitepyro

  There’s a system I had once, before atheists were saviours, that if I could not write anything for a spell I’d just write and write, literally churn out dozens of posts until I get one right. Drowning in H2O till I see the O2 as it were. I’m a fairly simple man, simple in what [...]

• Twit-bloggers

  Posted: August 14, 2010, 11:10 pm by infinitepyro

  Today I have so much things to say. #BobMarley It seems everyone has a blog these days. I go through my followers list on Twitter and almost all of ‘em have a wordpress or blogpost link attached to their account. And even then, it’s a simple handle.bloghost.com formula to most of they, belying a bourgeois, [...]

• Rant pt 2

  Posted: August 14, 2010, 10:33 pm by infinitepyro

  Do you know why I’m such a self loathing writer? Prime example, that statement. I have no idea whether it would stand a grammar test. If that statement was my breath to the open end of an Alcoblow, I’d be pretty worried coz I don’t know whether I’m gon be heading home or calling a [...]

• To Plink or not to Plink

  Posted: August 12, 2010, 12:36 pm by infinitepyro

  So I’m using Plinky as a remedy for my writer’s bloc and I’m thinking, perhaps I’m not a writer. For any who do not know what Plinky is, it’s a tool/app/doohickey that prompts you to write by asking you a question or demanding a story like KCPE compositions to break writer’s bloc specifically. For example; [...]

• Ramadhan Kareem

  Posted: August 12, 2010, 11:52 am by infinitepyro

  “My words have gone. Whence I do not know….” The Jackson 5 asked whether you can feel it. I pose, “Can you see it?” It is right before your eyes, the signs are begging to be read. Yet you do not see. Neither do you feel it. Le sigh, a la 3CB Ramadhan has arrived. [...]

• Steering Kenya into a Brickwall

  Posted: August 6, 2010, 3:07 pm by infinitepyro

  Every once in a while I do traipse into the real tangible world of Kenya and swirl myself in the muck of Kenyan Politics, thoughts, discussions and all, and I usually have very little to add to the volumes of work done by other Kenyan bloggers and the immensely interesting forums at Mashada. Today however, [...]

• The Poverty of Philosophy

  Posted: August 3, 2010, 10:09 pm by infinitepyro

  <REDACTED> Meanwhile, allow me to quote Immortal Technique in The Poverty of Philosophy. “ Most of my Latino and black people who are struggling to get food, clothes and shelter in the hood are so concerned with that, that philosophising about freedom and socialist democracy is usually unfortunately beyond their rationale. They don’t realize that [...]

• It’s time for SPACE-TIME! Part 1

  Posted: July 30, 2010, 7:43 pm by infinitepyro

  Now, I’m only posting this on the condition that I’m not called/referred to as a nerd. #ThatIsAll Sup peeps! Been a minute there hasn’t it? I apologize, exams, wayward women and drugs had my attention for a while there but now that boredom is kicking in I can jump right back into the fray, lay [...]

• Enlightenment, Lucius vs Lilith

  Posted: July 28, 2010, 7:29 am by infinitepyro

  I know this woman who said I made her whet. She craved and craved. Everything from subtle hints to blatant begging. She wanted all I could give and she gave all she could to get me and her ‘most appealing asset’ together. Eventually I caved to her cravings and we got comfortable across each other [...]

• Soliloquy A

  Posted: July 21, 2010, 8:19 pm by infinitepyro

  Here I go, writing for the sake of writing. Blogging for the fans and the numbers and the acclaim. It incenses me that some call me a good writer, even brilliant but when the names of writers are thrown around I’m not in that list. But I’m not exactly crushed, because deep down I do [...]

• The Acomodador

  Posted: July 17, 2010, 10:04 pm by infinitepyro

  A body. I’m tapping into a well of words to paint an emotion. One. Just one emotion=confusion. The premise is simple enough but mastery of language is a prerequisite to the impact willed by this description. So you wake up everyday and you plan every single thing you are going to do while still in [...]

• The Purpose of Your Life

  Posted: July 10, 2010, 2:04 pm by infinitepyro

  Right so, you know how you are all living a lie right? Yeah well… wait, you don’t?! You do not know that you are a mindless controlled robot, a mere tooth in a conglomeration of cogs of a huge ass Decepticon? No, just wait a minute before you disregard this as Doomsday Messiahnism and the [...]

• Writing my Gikuyu (draft to show smthnz cmin soon)

  Posted: July 8, 2010, 11:48 am by infinitepyro

  “Go forth, Nairobi, and fornicate!” proclaimed Potashius the great nyap-technician. We read his words, soaked them up like the unquestionable divine wisdom they were. Rather, *they* did. My mind brooded on dark and depressing topics pertaining death, demons, devil and drugs amongst other alliterated nouns of that ilk. The death of the Kenyan blogger had [...]

• The Sky is Red

  Posted: June 25, 2010, 10:24 am by infinitepyro

  I lie. The sky is grey. A red sun rises. Blood was spilt last night. The sky is red. This is for all the people I coulda met but for sweetest release, bane of humanity that met with them first. Alcohol has taken many of my peers. From drunken driving to the last walk off [...]

• A Happy Traipsing of the Mind

  Posted: June 24, 2010, 7:00 pm by infinitepyro

  Verbal diarrhoea. Verbal diarrhoea…. It’s not really verbal diarrhoea if you aren’t speaking it, is it? No, of course it’s not, what am I thinking?! Mental fecal waste floating about in my cranium filling crevices with thoughts that spawn the most smelliest of schemes. Now THIS is silent diarrhoea, Alan Shore paused mid frame at [...]

• AIDS-lessness and Pyenga

  Posted: June 22, 2010, 12:42 am by infinitepyro

  I have no introduction to this. All I can say is, FUCK Kenyan poets who think they soo cool but in all actuality they mostly emo people with really poor grammar and zero diction. There. I said it. Sue me. Now, on to the ‘meat’. I furiously believe my Kenya is going thru a hippie [...]

• Spanner in a pencil sharpener

  Posted: June 22, 2010, 10:40 am by infinitepyro

  Frustration. I am frustrated. Ladies and gentlemen do not be fooled by this smile, it used to charm skinny jeans off unsuspecting womenfolk. Listen not to my easy convo nor believe my laughter. Listen to the ache and frustration underneath. We are all into appearances and like my aunt once told me; no one wants [...]

• Freemasonry’s hand in Nairobi’s architecture (via Kenyan Analyst)

  Posted: June 21, 2010, 10:18 pm by infinitepyro

  Freemasonry and Kenyan issues; talk about that and you are likely to elicit varied responses from those listening to you. A society with secrets, Freemasonry is as much feared by some as it is loved by those who adhere to its tenets.  It teaches the inclusive nature of all religions, among its other controversial characteristics. [...]

• Soliloquy B

  Posted: June 21, 2010, 11:01 am by infinitepyro

  This blog is mine. I am stating the obvious in a bid to mark my territory. It is my way of peeing around the perimeter of these my posts. I shall not give in to fame. Popularity shall not penetrate these literary walls of my head. Right now I recite the Bloggers Prayer. This blog [...]

• The Beautiful Snowflakes We All Are

  Posted: June 20, 2010, 9:52 pm by infinitepyro

  You know, I’ve been wondering why everybody thinks they are different. Why everyone thinks that they are a beautiful, individual snowflake. And that that which they treasure most; their emotion, is special and individual. Look at love. And breakups. You all say the same thing: “He/She’s not the same.” and end up saying, inevitably: “You [...]

• The Law of Jante

  Posted: June 15, 2010, 5:24 pm by infinitepyro

  You are nobody, never dare to think that you know more than we do. You are of no importance, you can do nothing right, your work is of no significance, but as long as you never challenge us, you will live a happy life. Always take what we say seriously and never laugh at our [...]

• Ballad of a Dying Soul

  Posted: June 11, 2010, 12:30 pm by infinitepyro

  “No time for goodbye,” she said, fading away. Baby had left before, but not like this. “This is the last time,” she said, just like all those other times before. But this time was different. This time I believed what Baby was saying. I knew Baby wasn’t lying. Because this time as she left, Baby [...]

• Ati Money Can’t Buy Happiness? #BS

  Posted: June 11, 2010, 12:17 pm by infinitepyro

  So, one day a poor man languishing in the sorrow’s of any normal pauper was staring at his blanket: a Quotable Quotes page of a local newspaper, and an idea came to him. See he was desperately poor and needed wealth and all that with it comes, so he spake these words: “Money can’t buy [...]

• Generation ‘Why’

  Posted: June 11, 2010, 12:04 pm by infinitepyro

  Is it just me or are we becoming dumb collectively? Putting aside all the conspiracy theories, when was the last time doctors found a cure for anything? Think about it, in our lifetime, diseases illnesses and other harms of that ilk are springin up faster than T-Pain collabos yet all doctors these days seem capable [...]

• The Life and lies of l’infinite

  Posted: June 11, 2010, 11:57 am by infinitepyro

  I wonder a lot of things. It’s what makes me such an on again and off again blogger. I wonder how Adam and Eve got busy. As in, how did the first man figure out sex? How did Adam figure out that he was horny, that sex cured – at least for a while – [...]

• Baby’s Day Out…in Westlands

  Posted: June 2, 2010, 6:06 pm by infinitepyro

  I soak up my environs and fit em in pretty words but right now the sky looks like what the word dank morphed from, people so stressed till they look ugly are staring at me and the smell! This is what Westi has become. It’s sad. Allow me to begin from the ‘once upon a [...]

• ENTRY TWO-THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY.

  Posted: June 2, 2010, 3:00 pm by infinitepyro

  Lol. So I’m going through my blog drafts from back in the day and I come across this particularly well captured moment of raw emotion. I was a troubled little child wasn’t I? Comment freely, please. Okay, so apparently this mature acting female (read control freak) thinks am a good boy. No, she says that [...]

• My Friday Playlist

  Posted: May 28, 2010, 8:36 pm by infinitepyro

  “The smart playlist functionality on iTunes is fucking genius,” I says. She lights up a cigarette, sucks it in, holds it for a minute and blows it into my face. “You blowing smoke what with the eight thousand odd obscure songs and skits on your iPod.” I smile. She’s a smoker. Embassy Lights. A smoker [...]

• The secret lies in the English of it all.

  Posted: May 27, 2010, 3:04 pm by infinitepyro

  This being my first post, I will treat it with irreverence befitting a copy-pasted-from-my-old-blog post. I’m still new to WordPress so forgive my current introversion. Enjoy. I’ve finally, finally and utterly been convinced of the brilliance of the English. Did you know that they considered a flat chest beautiful? It matters not whether you knew [...]

• Hello World!

  Posted: May 27, 2010, 2:59 pm by infinitepyro

  Hello World! Lol. That’s corny. I am pleased to announce that I’ve thrust myself into the elite world of WordPress bloggers. I have been blogging solidly for two-odd years on Blogger and I’m not saying that WordPress is superior or something (it is!) I just prefer to kinda flow with the flock and since I’m [...]

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Fish cakes

Alas a fish cake.

Yet more fish cakes

Guess what ... yeah ... fish cakes.

The end of the fish cakes