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• Let's play a drinking game.

  Posted: March 20, 2012, 12:07 pm by admblind

  Reblogged from Maoni: Its almost Easter and Kenyans are about to start drinking like fish.You see Kenyans dont believe in Easter eggs and stuff like that but the most used phrase during this period will be “waiter, beer moja na black ice mbili.  So to help people get wasted i have come up with a [...]

• Backing up your buddy (what to do when one of the chap’s just got dumped)

  Posted: March 20, 2012, 10:39 am by admblind

  First think about it, are you the man for the job? It helps to be single. It’s hard to commiserate when you say stuff like, “Man you are so right, relationships suck hard. Oh sh!t is that the time! I have to go and pick help Sweetie do some errands in town.” Get wasted and [...]

• If men wrote advice pages…(not politically correct AT ALL)

  Posted: March 11, 2012, 7:38 pm by admblind

  I never wrote this myself clearly because it’s so unabashedly sexist and I would NEVER do that Hope you enjoy it and ladies if you are sensitive to sandwich jokes…maybe this one isn for you If Men Wrote Advice Pages… Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. [...]

• some movie titles as viewed by kenyan’s: via Peter Marete on FB

  Posted: February 6, 2012, 12:47 pm by admblind

  If you dont love these then your mummy probably suckled you till you were 15   Two and a Half Men – Wanaume Wawili na Sang   Final Destination – Tumefika Rongai … Gossip Girl – Maina na King’angi   Diary of a Mad Black Woman – Kumbukumbu za Nancy Baraza   Friends with Benefits [...]

• facts about campus that if you read you’ll get laid tonight

  Posted: January 29, 2012, 1:31 pm by admblind

  No you wont really get laid because you read this but the more shallow readers need some motivation..you know them..the ones who open the emails that say “Read this and learn how to grow your penis by 10 inches”. Anyway here’s the facts on campus  -> 1: doesn matter what time that class starts if [...]

• KENYAN CONSTITUTION: The chips(funga) Act

  Posted: January 21, 2012, 10:09 pm by admblind

  Reblogged from jawbreaker88: The provisions of the CHIPS ACT are as follows: 1.       Section 2(1) provides that a chips shall always appear in a club looking fresh. Sweaty mamas wakae home. 2.       A chips shall never ask for payment after a night of sec………luded fun in a secluded place. Chipsing is free. Asking for credit, fare [...]

• KENYAN CONSTITUTION: The chips(funga) Act

  Posted: January 21, 2012, 10:09 pm by admblind

  Reblogged from jawbreaker88: Read more… 1 link hahahahaha

• COLLEGE 101 prt 2:The Science of Partying (you’ll love this)

  Posted: January 10, 2012, 9:05 pm by admblind

  COLLEGE 101 prt 2:The Science of Partying.

• BOOBS, Chuck norris and Miss Karun. Girls read this guys show this to your girls

  Posted: January 4, 2012, 3:21 pm by admblind

  Its sad i need to write sumn like boobs to get you pervs to read my posts so yeah you all just got owned and conned into reading this awesome piece of info i have for you. Took me hours and nearly a litre of vodka to get this out so…i hope you love it. [...]

• girlfriend application form. (downloadable)

  Posted: December 27, 2011, 11:26 pm by admblind

    I finally got round to actually putting up the application form that i was sending out like two months ago. (if you follow the blog you might remember that post, then again if you follow this blog you’re probably on more drugs than…most people)so i figure if you click the link it’ll download to [...]

• Anto’s “Chips Funga” Video, & A Bonus Interview

  Posted: December 19, 2011, 5:12 pm by admblind

  Reblogged from A Kenyan Girl: Antony Mwangi, aka AntoNeoSoul has released the much anticipated video to Chips Funga. Chips Funga is a slang term in Kenya denoting women who are picked up for one night stands. Anto has been in the music industry for several years, and his reputation as a live gigging musician is [...]

• Things loadsa Kenyan’s do on the facebook

  Posted: December 19, 2011, 12:44 pm by admblind

  1. Take pictures of their feet. As they stand around in a circle. 2. Express their extreme annoyance at this work/school day today and hint that it deserves a much needed alcoholic beverage at the end of it. WINK WINK. “class sucks balls need a beer after this @FIFI’s” 3. Thank theirboyfriend for being the bestin [...]

• sexist post from sicki lol

  Posted: December 11, 2011, 6:48 pm by admblind

  I’m honestly too scared to put up my other posts because i’m not sure if they live up to my super awesomness. So i’ll keep em on ice but here’s a little teaser from a site I frequent. Dear women dont blame me blame society lol Please sign, I, the undersigned, agree that… 1. In [...]

• Request for a raise (c&p from collegehumor.com) tres funny!!!

  Posted: November 28, 2011, 9:51 am by admblind

  I,  P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I [...]

• Some things you WILL regret about college.

  Posted: November 14, 2011, 10:45 pm by admblind

  Giving that person your number:- A person being in the same orientation group as you, remembering your name, and seeming “nice enough” might seem like good enough reasons to give them your phone number, but by the time you’ve realized the error of your ways, your phone will be so inundated with “sup?”s, “u kulads?”s, [...]

• Legally Fondled, Save the Boobs, Crappy kenyan music

  Posted: October 9, 2011, 5:36 pm by admblind

   Is it me or all of a sudden is there alot more gospel music floating around nowadays? Actually not just gospel music but really sh*&^y gospel music. Like one where these daft Kenyans who i bet are all Kikuyus all push Nigerian accents for the entire song. Why the hell would you do that? It [...]

• Cartoons we grew up with would be shite now…

  Posted: October 8, 2011, 7:23 pm by admblind

    X-men- A programme about post-op transexuals hosted by Wayne Rooney. Power Rangers- A government watchdog program about saving energy. GI JOE- The same but GI Joe has limited supplies and only fights where there’s oil. Pinky and the Brain- They rule the UK as part of a coalition government. Bugs Bunny- Bugs promptly gets [...]

• This post has boobs and Camp Mulla you know you want to open it 8)

  Posted: October 1, 2011, 2:30 pm by admblind

  So I’ve killed an entire week and probably safaricom’s bandwidth on the interweb this week. In-between classes I hate attending and trying to get married/laid (same difference got none<~~TMI much?) anyway yeah so i spent hours online (drunk and sober) and i realised that despite our massive online presence as Kenyans most of you post [...]

• Birthdays

  Posted: August 2, 2011, 4:52 pm by admblind

  I remember when the birthday wsa that day when the whole family came over, sang cheery songs, you blew out the candles and mummy or Auntie nani helped you cut the cake (God forbid you should hold the giant knife on your own). In the morning you woke u[p gorged with junk food and filled [...]

• Kenyans 4 Kenya

  Posted: August 1, 2011, 1:01 pm by admblind

  Kenyan for kenya donation procedure 1. Go to MPESA Pay Bill Option 2. Enter the Number 111111 3. Press ok, then Enter Account No 111111 4. Enter the amount you wish to donate. 5. Enter your PIN number. 6. Your donation is through Willing donors in the Diaspora • Use:… KCB SWIFT code – KCBLKENX [...]

• My bucket list.

  Posted: June 17, 2011, 12:00 am by admblind

  Despite how illogical it sounds i am not immortal. Before i’m sent off into the big party in the sky there’s some stuff i’d love to do, thought it’d be cruel not to let you (the world) know what your future supreme leader want to achieve before death, it’s only fair. So here it is, [...]

• The world is judging

  Posted: June 14, 2011, 11:48 pm by admblind

  I don’t know if anyone noticed it but our entire lives are chronicled online? Or most of em. It’s not like when our parents grew up, all they had was a bunch of notes, letters and dusty albums but we’ve got entire gigabytes of data on us out there. Some day in the future you’ll [...]

• Embarrassing moments :)

  Posted: June 4, 2011, 2:52 am by admblind

  A Melbourne radio station conducted a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing public moment in a listener ’s life. Here are the final four… 4th Place While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy & started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold [...]

• Fun with elevators :)

  Posted: May 6, 2011, 11:46 pm by admblind

  Saw this online and it’d be a crime not to share .Next time you’re on in a lift and feel a little bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back. 1.When there’s only one other person in the lift, tap them on the [...]

• A few ponderings for the disgusting little ...

  Posted: May 2, 2011, 5:46 am by admblind

  A few ponderings for the disgusting little idiot who tried, but ultimately failed, to break into the car this afternoon: 1. As a smackhead, you are by default already the lowest of the low - paedophiles and serial rapists look down upon you with disgust, and your mother probably disowned you years ago if she [...]

• cow and chicken (what cartoon network won’t tell you)

  Posted: April 22, 2011, 9:28 pm by admblind

  How on earth does Dad from cow and chicken sleep next to Mum at night. He’s got to be delusional! Even in the theme song “mama had a chicken, mama had a cow. Dad was proud, he didn care how” Well i’ll tell you how! All i need to do is change the words a [...]

• murderer next door…teren teren

  Posted: April 22, 2011, 9:26 pm by admblind

  So i’m walking through the estate and i hear a not familiar voice “ey! Sema adam” so i turn around and i see a familiar face that i haven seen in about ten years “it’s been a while since i…went away” “Went away? WENT AWAY?” I was standing there thinking “WHEN THE HELL DID THEY [...]

• kiss tv go away

  Posted: April 22, 2011, 9:24 pm by admblind

  So shit tv (or kiss tv as the masses know it) i’ve no idea how it manages to stay on air. Despite the fact that the whole tv station is owned by a shit radio station that can’t even come up with a good playlist i atleast expected the tv station to have something worth [...]

• TV i hate to love you

  Posted: April 18, 2011, 3:50 am by admblind

  So i’ve been stuck home for like four or something days with a blood infection (and no allan it’s not from something i f*§ked) and a lung thing (not from smoking) and i’ve been the victim of public television’s broadcasting. Hours and hours of shit programming designed to make you want to get off your [...]

• Extra Time

  Posted: April 14, 2011, 3:45 am by admblind

  So last week in daystar i had a CAT (not like a kitty cat but like a test) so the professor for this particular class is a real hard ass. As in he treats every paper like it’s the finals for med school. Anyone caught scribbling after he’d said ‘pen’s down’ would automatically fail, regardless [...]

• how to use your facebook status

  Posted: March 15, 2011, 10:28 am by admblind

    Don’t use your Facebook status for… 1. Abusing hyperbole It used to mean something special to be “amazing- or “the best- or “the love of [someone's ] life.- Now, it’s mere filler, drivel in between misspelled words and relentless exclamation points. Let’s save these powerful adjectives for deserving nouns. David Copperfield is amazing. The [...]

• Confessions off the web

  Posted: March 15, 2011, 10:10 am by admblind

  you know those sites where people anonymously(spelling?) post up confessions? was bored in the office and i’ve just read the funniest crud ever check em out and comment My housemate thought cunninlingus was the name of a spell from Harry Potter. -Anonymous Last week I rejected sex from the hottest girl I’d ever met because [...]

• Coffee with a gay friend (teren teren)

  Posted: March 3, 2011, 12:09 pm by admblind

  So i was having coffee with a gay friend of mine last week (ha! yes! shock on you world, I’m pretty sure you thought i was a homophobic bigot ) truth is my dislike for gay people is limited in the same sense as my disgust with straight people. i.e stupid ones strange ones the [...]

• The evolution of math teaching

  Posted: February 16, 2011, 5:15 pm by admblind

  1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for ksh 1000. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for ksh 1000. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or ksh 800. [...]

• Letter to Saitoti

  Posted: December 24, 2010, 11:40 am by admblind

  Dear Dad, You’ve officially ruined my social life. The new law you put out has officially made me a pariah even with lepers. I can’t talk to people whenever I go to clubs people stare at me through dead ,sober eyes devoid of post midday drinking. Ugly people stop me in the street and tell [...]

• Speech for Presidential Campaign. K.K.K

  Posted: December 22, 2010, 11:31 pm by admblind

  Hamjambo my fellow wananchi! We are here today to celebrate the life of our dearly departed colleague and drinking mate Michael Kalinga. Michael was a man who truly loved his beer and once the diabolical minister for internal security George Saitoti plotted to rid kenya of all drinkers (by limiting drinking hours) Michael was one [...]

• passing out on rooftops without falling off

  Posted: October 26, 2010, 11:54 am by admblind

  So day one was over and the palm tree climbing ninja from my previous post i.e lawi had passed out in the wrong hotel room…in the wrong hotel. Me and vin (whose picture i’ll put up when i’m not phoneblogging or phlogging<my word don't use it) had stolen a noah from our drunk buddy Biggie [...]

• coast episode 1. Pulling a lawi

  Posted: October 24, 2010, 3:06 pm by admblind

  How to pull a lawi. Lawi’s my roommate and really good buddy but sometimes the booze gets to his head and he does rather daft things. Like passing out on the beach or forgetting who he’s dating (happens to me too). So pulling a lawi has this major crush on a bespectacled girl (probably into [...]

• How to change a tyre like admblind

  Posted: October 13, 2010, 4:45 pm by admblind

  Got home from buying a few drinks as usual, people who actually follow me on twitter saw me put up a tweet about that i think. (no seriously follow me there’s a thing in the sidebar that says TWITTER). So as i drive into the estate living abode place of residence place the watchman stops [...]

• my life as a criminal

  Posted: October 10, 2010, 1:12 am by admblind

  You know how kids these days keep complaining about their lives? Well they’ve not lived as hard as i have. True story btw, my family is pretty messed up. I don’t really know who my father is and my stepdad never really liked me. Mum had an affair and got me and dad found out [...]

• The hay festival and other assorted bits

  Posted: September 27, 2010, 4:57 pm by admblind

  So alot of people out there have been asking what the Story Moja hay Festival is about. I always thought it’d be common knowledge and alll considering that it’s on ef the largest festival of performing arts in kenya. i.e a giant convention of poets,environmentalists,business leaders, playwrights, afro-fusion artistes, neo- soul geniuses and the bst [...]

• oooooooooh LESBIANS

  Posted: September 24, 2010, 3:02 pm by admblind

  No this post has nothing to do with LESBIANS nor does it mention them it’s just another foray into the madness that’s no known as my doomed love life. Yes i said doomed now I’m in like with two different girls… WTF. First off i end up bothered by one girl and now brain and [...]

• wednesday

  Posted: September 22, 2010, 1:56 pm by admblind

  today is my free day so the entire day is dedicated to star wars. All in chronological order. So i’ve molded in the cartoons, comics, movies and books. Plus later we’re going to make a lightsaber later. Fluorescent bulb torch handle and loads of enthusiasm. NERDMODE. But next week is Lord Of The Rings. How [...]

• 20 things you may or may not know about me

  Posted: September 21, 2010, 3:52 pm by admblind

  this is loads of weird stuff i’ve barely revealed to anyone but i trust you internet people…your like my bestest friends.  I can trust you? right? right? And don’t you dare judge me if you do God’ll send rabid ninja chickens to eat your ears <teren teren> I’m afraid of chickens and cows because i [...]

• ooooh something serious

  Posted: September 13, 2010, 4:33 pm by admblind

  ummm how do i put this without sounding like a lovesick puppy… Some girl on campus slipped gay juice in my drink like two weeks back. Gay Juice: Creepy recently discovered chemical developed by women to control men by way of…”feelings”. Symptoms of gay juice victims include using words like “I like you” or taking [...]

• M&M evolution :) smileys look like M&Ms :)

  Posted: September 13, 2010, 1:30 pm by admblind

  M&M’s: The Theory of Evolution Whenever I get a package of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold Mega American Gladiator Style M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger,I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one [...]

• Baaaaaaaarbie dolls (not nicki minaj)

  Posted: September 13, 2010, 11:53 am by admblind

  {just saw this when i googled barbie…for very macho reasons } A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he has not bought her a present. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he [...]

• Jesus twitter pag (funny shit i swear)

  Posted: September 12, 2010, 11:19 am by admblind

  Nine years ago today 19 men came to my doorstep expecting 72 virgins. Little did they know how fucked they were going to be. about 7 hours ago via web Reply Retweet Still trying to figure out the Facebook thing. http://bit.ly/aukq5B Is Satan on this? I wanna Poke him. about 1 hour ago via web [...]

• Interesting Human Body Facts

  Posted: August 10, 2010, 5:29 pm by admblind

  - The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm. - A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball). - It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. - The attachment [...]

• Upcoming Blog/Site

  Posted: August 10, 2010, 5:16 pm by admblind

  Soon, i and some other bloggers/writers/poets/artists will be starting a website or communal blog (details coming soon) and so i decided to start the warning now. Some of the writers will include: Cassandrae: see her blog here Me myself and Isis RigathiKkev: See his blog here Cup Half Empty Melchizedek Muya Maranga (real name, no [...]

• MASTER OF LOGIC

  Posted: August 9, 2010, 8:20 pm by admblind

  “I’m going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I’m going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born in human form. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. Ta dah!” [...]

• just stooped lol

  Posted: August 9, 2010, 8:08 pm by admblind

  An elderly man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?” The doctor replies, “A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!” “That’s a [...]

• depressed an ugly…rewrite

  Posted: August 3, 2010, 3:31 pm by admblind

  I seem to be part of the “lost generation”; the generation of too much knowledge and of a lost cause. I say we blame our parents and grandparents for the environmental decay of our planet, for the decay in our morality and/or our addiction to consumerism. Blame them for all this shit: the famine in [...]

• I’m about to do something reckless and irresponsible (all serious like :|)

  Posted: July 26, 2010, 12:55 pm by admblind

  So here I’m sitting in the campus computer lab about switch my majors (yes again) but this time it’s going down a whole new path. From economics to writing…. So first tab’s got the page where I switch courses from and the second tab on the browser has Cassandrae’s(spelling) blog. She’s got a post with [...]

• ultimate supermarket stunt

  Posted: July 21, 2010, 8:21 pm by admblind

  So go to nakumatt and pick out a few bottles of booze and a pack of cigs. Then move on and toss into your basket baby products like talcum powder, nappies and all the other kinds of s%$& you’d need foa kid. Befor you get to the counter take out just enough cash for the [...]

• A rant/rave/vent

  Posted: July 20, 2010, 2:14 pm by admblind

  ignore the spelling mistakes this is a rant your a prick,a cock ,a dick and every other synonym the western world has come up with to more or less insult someone with the essence of a penis behind it.And your not even the big kind you know,the kind some women might get attracted to,noooo.your the [...]

• Vote :)

  Posted: July 20, 2010, 12:29 pm by admblind

  Aloo world. Please go to http://egichomo.wordpress.com and vote for ttyl. Promise if i win i’ll quit drinking…maybe coast pics and stories will be up later today

• archeology (yeah it’s a poem…shock)

  Posted: July 16, 2010, 7:05 pm by admblind

  What if my bones were in a museum? Where aliens paid good money to see them? And suppose that they’d put me together all wrong Sticking bone on to bones where they didn’t belong! Imagine phalanges, pelvis and spine Welded to mandibles that once had been mine! With each misassemblage, the error compounded, The aliens [...]

• charoy work (try it)

  Posted: July 16, 2010, 6:13 pm by admblind

  Clearly someone where you’re from is on crack or your doing it yourself because your suffering from the side effects ergo your delusional. Filling my inbox with nonsense about how some child in another third world country got burnt by her junkie father and needs 3million dollars for surgery and will only get it if [...]

• How to Rate a Hangover

  Posted: July 16, 2010, 6:02 pm by admblind

  How to Rate a Hangover Only those who have been there can identify with this……… One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You’re able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving kuku & [...]

• games and other retarded things

  Posted: June 28, 2010, 11:41 am by admblind

  I understand how Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around the Rock leaving it immobile? Why can’t paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can’t Paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets [...]

• My new job :)

  Posted: June 28, 2010, 11:31 am by admblind

  My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely [...]

• The complete guide to drinking here, ok maybe not complete but alot of stuff methinks

  Posted: June 2, 2010, 5:57 am by admblind

  Since my last post this is the first time i’ve been sober enough to type or even to walk into school. I know ,i know drinking like this is unhealthy but what’s worse is that i came to this school to stop drinking. Anyway here it is, the complete alcoholics guide to my uni, daystar [...]

• Communal housing

  Posted: May 26, 2010, 10:12 pm by admblind

  I’ve been to boarding school for like nearly all my life. All throughout primary school to high school but none of that compares to uni hostels. I’M DYING HERE!!! never mind the fact that we fit so tightly in our primary school dorm that we could roll off our beds onto our neighbours, or that [...]

• alcohol warnings

  Posted: May 25, 2010, 7:52 pm by admblind

  so the medical society of Kenya has asked the government to force EABL to add warnings to the alcohol they produce (from their press release and yes…eabl press releases are emailed to me lol). like two years ago or sumn (i dont know really could’ve been last night) i saw these suggestions for warning labels [...]

• Another Kiboi Rant…i think :)

  Posted: May 24, 2010, 9:11 pm by admblind

  So wickipedia has decided to delete my editors account. How dare they? Freedom of speech and imagination is a key bit of the internet so i’ve got no idea why they’ve decided that the article “Adam Kiboi” is unfit and that the author (me) should have his account deleted. Fascist pigs . You’d think that [...]

• Communal hangovers :) sunday mornings

  Posted: May 17, 2010, 7:22 pm by admblind

  Today while in the throes of a drug cartoon session i just remembered the good old days, two years back, when we’d go out then crash at someone’s house (usually mine) and wake up heavily hangoverd, ofcourse. The ensuing scene would usually go something like this. (note this is a mix of guys and girls [...]

• Rumblings

  Posted: May 16, 2010, 9:56 pm by admblind

  Considering my day today and the adventures i’ve had. I really can’t put it up but i’m the victim of beer goggles and the horrible driving skills of a magical beer scooter. I’m pretty sure i was in my bed this morning when i got home but a few hours later i was in karen [...]

• Currently ?

  Posted: May 16, 2010, 4:11 pm by admblind

  Tonight my current situation will lead to a pretty amazing blog post. I don’t know her name or how i got here. Hours ago i was in my bed but now i’m in her house. I’m actually writing this with her phone! (she thinks i’m on facebook) will give you guys the rest of my [...]

• Miaow (spelling?)

  Posted: May 12, 2010, 11:13 pm by admblind

  Diary of a mad cat Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to torture me by dangling little objects infront of me. They dine lavishly on meat while my fellow inmates and i are fed hash or some sort of dried nuggets. Although i make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, nevertheless i [...]

• Trackers translations

  Posted: May 11, 2010, 9:51 pm by admblind

  So at the pub some guys don’t get the undercover meanings used by the pub crawlers you’re with especially at trackers (where this happens alot btw). Anyway for you normal people here’s a small guide to them 1. You get this round, next one’s on me (we’re not going to be here in time for [...]

• Beer scooters

  Posted: May 11, 2010, 4:34 pm by admblind

  Ever gotten home from the club or pub (usually from westlands) asked yourself ”how the hell did i get home?” Well the answer is beer scooters. While killing time on the internet i read about this mythical form of transport provided by bacchus the greek god of wine(yeah like the club,bet you never knew that [...]

• Why i’m pissed

  Posted: May 10, 2010, 7:28 pm by admblind

  ONE People who’re willing get off their arses to toss the sitting room for the tv remote because they won’t walk to the telly to switch channels,really? TWO people who say ‘you just want to have your cake and eat it’ fuckin right whats the point of cake if your not eating it? THREE “it’s [...]

• Future horse

  Posted: May 10, 2010, 6:02 pm by admblind

  Really freak people out by running up to them in the street screaming ‘What year is it?’ when they answer shout ‘Yes, it actually worked. Now you must help me kill all the horses before it’s too late’

• Why weekends are hard.

  Posted: May 10, 2010, 12:59 pm by admblind

  The weekend. The greatest excuse to get ‘piss in your pants’ drunk wander through strange neighbourhoods singing church songs and to go to whatsherface and explain to her the fundamentals of leaving her boyfriend for a one night stand (which has happened-yes turn green with envy). As usual the weekend starts at the pub hunting [...]

• Monkey banana

  Posted: May 9, 2010, 11:14 pm by admblind

  Start with a cage with five monkeys. Hang a banana from a string and place a stool under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will move towards the stool to get to the banana. As soon as he touches the stool spray the other monkeys with freezing water. After a while another monkey will [...]

• Of dodgy cabs and errant wives

  Posted: May 6, 2010, 5:57 pm by admblind

  Just realised that’s i’m scared of nairobi’s streets. Like completely scared was walking at night in kilimani and nearly shit my pants when a bunch of cats started wailing, (having a shag no doubt) I’ve been mugged like three times and one time i walked home in my boxers since they’d decided that my pants [...]

• So last night at around midnight i ...

  Posted: April 16, 2010, 10:30 am by admblind

  So last night at around midnight i started my usual web crawl. So armed with my credit card went to all those fancy porn websites and started renewing my accounts for premium porn sites. So since i’d heard there was Kenyan stuff out there on the big bad web decided to google it. So after [...]

• The magic frog

  Posted: April 13, 2010, 11:57 pm by admblind

  So a magic frog was walking through this super huge forest, so huge infact that he had never met any other animal before, like ever in his life. It so happened on this fateful day that a bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest. “STOOOP” called the frog “since you’re the first animals i’ve [...]

• Public tv crud

  Posted: April 13, 2010, 5:53 pm by admblind

  As a professional couch bum i’m pretty mad at the public television twats for shovelling crap tv all day. I mean i sit here watching parliament thinking. Really? Why would i give a crap. Truth is i don’t. So i end up on the internet hating every website i see. That’s all for now crappy [...]

• Thusly inspired by the complete lack of ...

  Posted: April 11, 2010, 11:11 am by admblind

  Thusly inspired by the complete lack of anything to watch on the telly i’ve decided that i’m back to the blog and filling the internet with drivel straight from the weird and strange place that’s my head. Past two weeks? Drama! I’m talking mexican soap opera bullshlaka. Got me involved somehow but chaps should never [...]

• Music and Fashion in Kenya

  Posted: July 3, 2009, 1:27 pm by admblind

  So when you say 'music and fashion in kenya' to me your basically saying 'this article depicts the extent to which western culture has permeated into kenya music and fashion.'

• Finally

  Posted: May 4, 2009, 2:06 pm by admblind

  Got it up and running without any hitches…atleast i hope so.ill put up something more worthwhile later

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