Items by Ade

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• Monthly update

  Posted: October 1, 2009, 6:43 pm by Ade

  Its been over a month since my last update and the markets have pretty much just been dancing around going nowhere. Last month the NSE 20 share index closed at 3092 and since then we have continued to see further weakness with the index closing this month at 3016. The 3000 psychological support level is [...]

• Conviction Buy- List Review

  Posted: August 29, 2009, 5:23 am by Ade

  Its been more than a month since I put together my conviction buy- list and I think its time we reviewed the featured stocks. Coop Bank (COOP). This one is painful.. I had to sell this stock when it broke its MA (50) support since it represents, in my opinion, a failed breakout. In my [...]

Udi's Rantings

• Black Album

  Posted: January 22, 2008, 12:04 pm by Udi

  2008- The end of Udi's Rantings. Been a good ride. Time to retire like Jay Z and become el presidente

• In Theaters Near You

  Posted: November 26, 2007, 4:14 pm by Udi

  So I went to this blog and he had a link to blog ratings. So I decided wacha I check mine. So, if you are under 17, please dont be reading this blog. I dont need to be busted for endangering the welfare of minors. Do you know why I am rated NC-17. Coz of the following This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words: ass (22x)fuk (16x)sex (13x)hell (

• Chicken Kungpao

  Posted: November 20, 2007, 11:04 pm by Udi

  Is it me or has anyone noticed that when Chinese folks talk, they sound like they are actually pigiang someone kelele. Wah, this chile at jobo picked the phone and was on a conversation and I felt a tinge (I dont have emotions) of mercy for the recipient on the other side of the conversation thinking she was being given a tongue lashing. Only for the chile to start chekaing meaning they were

• 4 weddings and a funeral

  Posted: October 26, 2007, 4:32 pm by Udi

  Its 2007 and I think I might be one of the few Heterosexual men who sees marriage in their future. It seems that everyone now thinks its cool not to get married. Favorite rebuttals for marriage I am sawa by myself. I don’t need anyone to make my life completeMarriage is overratedPut in any excuse you have ever had So I am pigaing chat on MSN with some old buddy and she asks me what

• Mail order Bride

  Posted: October 5, 2007, 6:26 pm by Udi

  I received this spam email in my inbox Hello to you My dear, I want to be happy when you are doing good and I want to be sad but supportive when bad things happen. I want to feel that I am needed in your life. I dream that I could be something good, something positive, loving and kind in your life. I guess that our acquaintance through the letters is the best thing which happened to me

• Jena 6

  Posted: September 20, 2007, 3:20 pm by Udi

  If you dont know about Jena 6 by now and you live in the states, please pull your head from the sand and google about it. If you do, wear black today. Lets rep for Jena 6

• Is this for real

  Posted: September 13, 2007, 4:56 pm by Udi

  Is this for real? I am encouraging people to stop drugs. Coz that video right there shows the after effects of drugs. Tafadhali ndugu zanguni, dada zanguni, wacheni dawa. Coz you might end up like that dude. And he says Britney needs help. No playa, you need help Sep 13 is always a sad day for me. Its the day 2Pac died. Call me a groupie, call me obsessed, but that dude was a genius. So

• Mental Slavery

  Posted: September 12, 2007, 2:47 pm by Udi

  "Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds. Have no fear for atomic energy, 'Cause none of them can stop the time. How long shall they kill our prophets, While we stand aside and look? Ooh! Some say it's just a part of it: We've got to fulfil de book."- Redemption Song by Bob Marley A great song that resonates till now. 30 years ago, Steven Abantu

• Capital FM

  Posted: September 7, 2007, 5:03 pm by Udi

  Wasee wa Jamhuri, does anybody know Wambui Waweru of Capital. Wah, I think I have a crush on that mama. That voice of hers just makes the news enjoyable. Its a ka sexy sexy voice. Nimenoki mama wa Radio. But do I say

• ‘A good phone can get you laid’

  Posted: August 14, 2007, 4:23 pm by Udi

  Having some spare time in the plantation while waiting for the cotton to be delivered, i decided to soma pulse magazine. I hadnt read that magazine in a while so by the time i was getting to the 4th one, i was bored. And then I stumbled on the July 6th issue. Wah, now why didnt someone tell me to soma that article. Movie buff, u r supposed to be my hook up for such info. Yaani Nai became Sodom

• ‘A good phone can get you laid’

  Posted: August 14, 2007, 4:23 pm by Udi

  Having some spare time in the plantation while waiting for the cotton to be delivered, i decided to soma pulse magazine. I hadnt read that magazine in a while so by the time i was getting to the 4th one, i was bored. And then I stumbled on the July 6th issue. Wah, now why didnt someone tell me to soma that article. Movie buff, u r supposed to be my hook up for such info. Yaani Nai became Sodom

• Me against the world

  Posted: August 12, 2007, 4:21 pm by Udi

  I think being real is a hard jobo. Especially when you are a black man in this white mans world. White people hate black people. Asians hate us more. But us motherfuckers still suck their dick coz we think that life revolves around them. I wont even claim to be innocent. I have lambad so much white ass, ,my tongue should be brown coz of the shit. But we have to fika a point where we need to slap

• Vision 2030

  Posted: August 9, 2007, 6:54 pm by Udi

  Raia wenzangu, if we are serious about achieving Vision 2030, we need to really gichungi some Kenyans from being in the country. There is no way we can get there if there are people whose IQ's are approaching 0.5. I am a big fan of the Cutting Edge on Nation. But there are times I soma some swalis that people ask and I am at pains as to either pull out my hair, roll on the floor while laughing

• Life begins in August

  Posted: August 2, 2007, 9:55 pm by Udi

  August is a beautiful month for me. Why Season for premier league starts. This weekend, Chelsea are lalaing. Wapi watu wangu wa Man U. Old Trafford Football pre-season. After a whole summer bila sports, its nice to see the schedule for pre-season. This season, Raiders are on point. Tuko na defense and we now have JaMarcus "better fuking sign his contract soon" Russell and Daunte Culpepper. Damn

• Born in the 90's

  Posted: July 20, 2007, 5:33 pm by Udi

  "We wouldnt be here today, if the old school didnt pave the way" So I was watching Roots the other day and apart from the vitriol I felt for the white people of that era, I realized that the way a man approaches a woman in todays society has sunk to all time lows. At the rate we are going, I wont be surprised if in the year 2150, sex will be similar to how Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock

• Peace to this young warrior, without the sound of guns

  Posted: July 13, 2007, 7:05 am by Udi

  This post is dedicated to Hesbon Joy Otieno. He was the 2 year old boy killed by Mungiki. Lets all shed a tear for a boy who never wanted much but to live in this world that right now, needs some prayers. Coz we have to find peace in the streets Its funny how we have 21 gun salutes for politicians who do nothing but rob us. But we kept silent when a baby got murdered in cold blood. My heart goes

• Utopia

  Posted: July 7, 2007, 6:00 pm by Udi

  Where do we go when we die? I am a sinner, and I am not ashamed to admit it. So who am I to judge a fellow man, yet I have seen worse than me. We live here by God's design We live by his word. Nothing lasts forever. I have seen the strongest man bow down to his power. And i know to be stonger, I need a prayer. So ignore what everyone says. You need him. Coz when u talk to him, you will

• 10 Years Ago

  Posted: September 13, 2006, 3:20 pm by Udi

  1o Years ago, the greatest rapper of all time, Tupac Amaru Shakur born as Lesane Parish Crooks passed away after being shot on September 7 in Las Vegas. Everybody probably remembers where they were when they heard he died. I was in high school in the bundoks and i got the news on September 15th which is my B-Day. I thought it was a joke. I had just come back from suspension and so I was at home

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