art of living

• in the wallet

  Posted: March 14, 2007, 8:59 am by the art of living

  when i was in my first year of university,in Main.. in my clic, my entourage, my boyz.. some discussion on sex came up and a pal of mine showed me his wallet.. something that i had never had done before( i don’t know if i was a late bloomer or wat.. i waited til i got to university!!???) he kept a condom in his wallet.. he told me that he always made sure that his wallet was stocked, just in case something happened.. just alittle bit later a discussion started among my boyz on which they rated condoms… there was a far way mention of the green Durex being a better condom than the blue Durex, but by then my mind had taken off and was busy scheming
  
  that evening on my way home, i entered nakumatt downtown and at the counter got my self a pack of 3 condoms, of the green Durex brand.. i realised how expensive the Durex brand was after the lady behind cash register had already scanned the pack and my soda and the price loudly announced in green numerals on the cash register. i would have returned the Durex for the cheaper Trust,had it not been for the behind the register had already eying me in ‘that way’. i had this image in my mind of her starting to give me council on the importance of safe sex right there in front of everybody, rush hour everybody was in there trying to buy bread and milk for the next days breakfast. so i paid getting back bearly enough change to pay for the bus ride home
  
  a boy can dream
  
  the reason i bought the condoms was not because i had a regular screw, aka a gal…. no.. i had a dream that one day i would not become a virgin.. i was 18 at that time.. most of my friends had stories to tell and i had non that were actually based on reality.. so i bought the condom and dreamt of that day.. i had watched enough ‘movies’(research) to know which hole was which when the time came, but i was a really shy guy.. very very shy.. today gals tell me of the opportunities that i left pass me and i kick myself.. at that particular point and time, my mind could not just fathom how a male could go about the act of actually convincing a female to get under the covers(back seat, behind that building etc etc..) and commit the act.. to me it appeared that it was somehow a random act.. you know, it could befall any male at any moment as long as you were over 18.. and so i bought pack of 3, put one in my wallet and waited for my
  turn to come..
  
  7months later and still nothing..
  
  i remember i was cleaning my wallet one day and found the condom. i began looking at that condom, (how the packaging was done, making sure that it was not past its expiry date.. etc etc) several months before when i had put it there, it had looked all nice and expensive. i remembered how back then i would have loved to show a gal that i was screwing her using the green Durex.. i thought it would have really impressed her…a Durex.. i mean it cost 8times more than the cost of a Trust… now it had become old, after being in a wallet that i sat on for all those months.. that day i gave up on random theory and tossed it without ever using it..
  
  later, much much later, after i dropped my good boy and actually getting laid i did regret that deed. tossing a very good expensive unused condom. i had run out of condoms after having a very productive night.. that night i did something i had sworn i would never to do… have unprotected sex.. but through God, i did get away unscathed, my gal had to take morning after pills that day i swore that i will never make a girl go through that ordeal again.. and after several months of me loosing it, and getting the craziness out of me, i came back to my senses and became normal self.
  
  so today my wallet is without a condom, rather it is filled with numerous id cards and membership cards.
  
  enough of this i need to finish some assignments

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