archer

• Whaaaat the Fuuuuck?!!

  Posted: September 20, 2007, 3:18 pm by archer

  Jose Mourinho quits as Chelsea Manager  Ai hapana!! Hapa nimekataa!! Someone slap me hard, pinch my nuts, just do something! Tell me I’m hallucinating coz shit, I am!! Kweli dunia imepasuka mahali. The Special One Wee wacha mchezo dadii!! Seriously, how do you quit on the week we’re playing Manchester United?? Someone go find that man!! Farmgal DO SOMETHING!! [...]

• Mugged twice!

  Posted: September 17, 2007, 3:51 pm by archer

  Once in the 70s, Mwalimu Julius Nyerere described Kenya as being a man-eat-man society, to which the ever eloquent “Sir” Charles Njonjo aka The Duke of Kabeteshire replied “In that case, Tanzania is a man-eat-nothing society.” It seems that the suspicion that Tanzanians have against Kenyans has existed for a very long time. But this [...]

• What does one individual do with Ksh 71 billion?

  Posted: September 5, 2007, 4:13 pm by archer

  Following last week’s leaking of the Kroll Report into the grand looting of Kenya by Uncle Dan and his cronies, the source (which we all knew) and the true wealth of these individuals have finally come to light. And to call such figures “mind boggling” would be a gross misnomer, coz the fellow who thought [...]

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