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• Eldoret Dead Bodies Drama: Hilarious But Not Funny

  Posted: January 8, 2009, 3:35 am by Chris

  I have been talking about our blundering government a lot in recent times (need I remind you that it is led by our dear beloved blunderer in chief who is commander in chief of all the blunderers and blunders).
  
  If ink was something we used to make posts online, then I would have said the ink had not yet dried on my post when the President made an about turn on the Kenya communications bill he signed only last Friday and ordered the contentious parts to be looked into. managers please help us here with the following question. How much does it cost to make a decision and then make an about turn only a few days later? How much is this little circus costing us as a country?
  
  Anyway the main aim of this post was to attract your attention to another government blunder in Eldoret where the government was caught red-handed trying to secretly bury dead bodies of the post election violence. What is hilarious was the excuse the government pathologist gave to grief-stricken relatives of the dead for his actions. My ribs are still aching in pain since I read this a few hours ago;
  
  But Dr Njue said the measure was temporary, as the bodies would be exhumed once they had been identified and given to their families.
  
  “This is actually not a burial ceremony, but a temporary resting place. The way we are doing it is not like a normal burial ceremony. Even the UN recognizes this as a legitimate way of holding bodies,” he said. Read the full story.
  
  I have said time and again that this government has perfected the art of burying evidence especially in the form of bullet-ridden dead bodies and dead bodies in general. I stand by my figure for the total death toll of the post election troubles (well over 5,000 souls). While agreeing that it is not easy to dispose of thousands of bodies without trace, just remember that we are dealing with experts here and some of the tactics that have been devised include the following;
  
  - Throwing bodies in the vast Nairobi National Park during a drought
  - Taking bodies of Mombasa Victims to the Nairobi morgues and Nairobi victims victims to Kisumu.
  - Digging mass graves like the one in Eldoret and burying dozens of bodies at a time.
  - Other ingenious methods that we will discover with time.
  
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