Wilde Yearnings

  • Eye-sex: The Aftermath

    Posted: July 1, 2009, 3:26 pm by Wildeyearnings
    I blogged about a certain gorgeous guy I'd been involved with in a mutual staring phase during a dull seminar. I guess I need to update y'all.

    So at the first convenient break I saunter over to him, all casual-like, and start a general conversation. He's still doing that eye-fuck thing ( damn he's got sexy eyes) and I can barely concentrate on what he's telling me. Wildey is truly hooked at this point and I'd gladly give up my first-born for just one session with this eye-god.

    Anyway we quickly get over the preliminaries, source an invite for drinks before dinner at the hotel bar...Game, set and match!

    Or so I think.

    Fast forward to evening drinks... one gin and tonic later, we're in my room (it was nearer the bar than his).

    We commence a pleasurable and rapid descent into what should be passionate coitus. But if there’s one thing you can always rely on to make things awkward, it is prophylactics. Suddenly realizing that a condom is a vital tool in any responsible session, I lean over to my as yet unpacked suitcase and fumble around for one.


    No.fucking.way!!!!!!! Talk about coitus interruptus.

    Nothing, nada, hakuna. What is this fuckery?

    Well S.H.I.T. My penis is having a minor breakdown at this point.


    Cock-blocked by myself. Thats a new one.
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