Wilde Yearnings

  • Just sayin'

    Posted: June 9, 2009, 7:08 pm by Wildeyearnings
    A piece of wilde advice:

    If you're gonna have sex in a hotel room, then please for buddha's sake- make sure that:

    a)Your partner is not a screamer (a gag would come in handy)
    b) Or if he/she is, then the sex had better be damn good to compensate the reparation that would inevitably have to be made the next morning.
    c) Leave the hotel at 4:00 a.m. before your neighbours wake up.
    d) To accomplish the above, please remember to set your alarm before you fall sleep.

    *grumbles* damn screamers
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