Wilde Yearnings

  • Through the words of others...

    Posted: June 5, 2009, 2:54 pm by Wildeyearnings

    I often collect random quotes from people around me especially when they are unintentionally hilarious. Here are some:

    Dad: in an email to me last week: ; And how come every time you come over I don't have any whisky left?

    My good friend P: (who shall remain anonymous for obvious reasons): You guys, who put drugs in the weed!?

    Older sister in a family email commenting on how utterly lacking of faboulosity my life is: Gawd Wilde,what kind of gay man are you that doesn't have nekkid pictures of himself or at least a sex video on the internet? A disgrace to your people you are!(keep in mind my father is reading this)

    Another sister watching some telly show gives out TMI: If the man attached to those thighs asked me to stop drinking forever and ever, I'd probably do it.

    Wamz ( one of my close friends): I'm not horny, I'm enlightened.
    (the reason I found this so funny is because it was such a random declaration. It came out of nowhere as three of us were in the car talking about Obama, Arabs and Migingo Island. This was his contribution.)

    Malaika ( who comments on here frequently) : (I was bunking in her house and we accidentally ran into each other in the shower. I quickly covered my prime parts with my hands to save her some embarrasment. I needn't have bothered).
    Malaika: (irritated) Oh for Gods sake. What are you covering up for? Even if I see it, its not like I'll get to use it!


    Lovely weekend folks!
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