Wilde Yearnings
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The King is Dead but the Legend Lives On...
Posted: June 26, 2009, 12:34 pm by Wildeyearnings
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Eye-Sex
Posted: June 25, 2009, 5:10 pm by Wildeyearnings
aka * Eyefucking TM... which is what is going on this minute with the gorgeous blond brandmanager sitting across from me at this workshop I'm at.
No... I'm not making it up- he's definitely got the eye-sex thing going on and it's fucking distracting.
Wilde is ready to play...
Wish me luck folks. :) -
The Guilty Pleasures Post!
Posted: June 12, 2009, 3:45 pm by Wildeyearnings
Its Friday and that means confession time bloggers.
C'mon share some of your most embarassing, private (not for long LOL) guilty pleasures.
For your consideration: Wilde's guilty pleasures:
a) Romantic comedies
b) Britney Spears ( I know my coolness factor has dropped to -34 but..c'mon...I dare you to listen to "iF yoU seek(C) aMy" and not be totally thrilled by the innuendo therein)
c) Politically incorrect jokes... I'm going to hell I know. They are hilarous though- especially when they're true ( oops)
d) Really bad boyband pop music ...introducing New Kids on the Block ( I blame Malaika for this. She brainwashed me into secretly listening to 'Hangin Tough and their 12 or so other cheesy songs... and liking them!
e) Reading the Pulse every Friday ( Kenyans will identify with this and back away from me slowly)
f) The Girls of the Playboy Mansion(And yes I'm gay and the show consists of (half)naked girls and a doddering old man and it totally sucks- but its like an evil drug that drew me in and won't let me go!) Why did it have to end, why????
g) Bollywood movies...because they are full of fabulosity
So, wanna share one or two of yours?
Lovely weekend all. -
Just sayin'
Posted: June 9, 2009, 7:08 pm by Wildeyearnings
A piece of wilde advice:
If you're gonna have sex in a hotel room, then please for buddha's sake- make sure that:
a)Your partner is not a screamer (a gag would come in handy)
b) Or if he/she is, then the sex had better be damn good to compensate the reparation that would inevitably have to be made the next morning.
c) Leave the hotel at 4:00 a.m. before your neighbours wake up.
d) To accomplish the above, please remember to set your alarm before you fall sleep.
*grumbles* damn screamers -
Through the words of others...
Posted: June 5, 2009, 2:54 pm by Wildeyearnings
I often collect random quotes from people around me especially when they are unintentionally hilarious. Here are some:
Dad: in an email to me last week: ; And how come every time you come over I don't have any whisky left?
My good friend P: (who shall remain anonymous for obvious reasons): You guys, who put drugs in the weed!?
Older sister in a family email commenting on how utterly lacking of faboulosity my life is: Gawd Wilde,what kind of gay man are you that doesn't have nekkid pictures of himself or at least a sex video on the internet? A disgrace to your people you are!(keep in mind my father is reading this)
Another sister watching some telly show gives out TMI: If the man attached to those thighs asked me to stop drinking forever and ever, I'd probably do it.
Wamz ( one of my close friends): I'm not horny, I'm enlightened.
(the reason I found this so funny is because it was such a random declaration. It came out of nowhere as three of us were in the car talking about Obama, Arabs and Migingo Island. This was his contribution.)
Malaika ( who comments on here frequently) : (I was bunking in her house and we accidentally ran into each other in the shower. I quickly covered my prime parts with my hands to save her some embarrasment. I needn't have bothered).
Malaika: (irritated) Oh for Gods sake. What are you covering up for? Even if I see it, its not like I'll get to use it!
Lovely weekend folks! -
Someone killed my muse...
Posted: June 3, 2009, 6:25 pm by Wildeyearnings
...and left me high and dry.
My blog muse that is... I have serious writers block and yet so much to say!
Also my little sister is leaving me soon to go to her fathers house to spend some time with the old man before she starts college. I'm really going to miss her! And to think my first post about her here was marvelling at her 'teenagerhood'. And therefore this post is dedicated to her because she's one of the most fabulous people I know and puts the 'f' in fierce. Oh yeah by the way, she gave up on growing her dreadlocks out- which I'm very sad about. She brought tears to my eyes (of laughter) every night.
My boy and I (for lack of a better word) called it quits.. I never really mentioned him here but we were casual but steady for a while. And I think he got tired of competing with the fact that I'm in love with someone else, and decided to break it off- which is good for him and perfectly understandable. I'm sad because I should be more cut up about it than I am, but I'm not, which proves I'm still hang up over someone I shouldn't have. Oh well... C'est la vie.
My neighbour has been making googly eyes at me recently. Or maybe he's having sight problems. I would be flattered by this if he wasn't on the wrong side of 50, married and so deep in his closet that he's probably found Narnia by now. I wonder how he knows I'm gay though...? maybe its my fuschia pink lip-gloss... ( I kid, I kid).
And maybe its fitting to end this very uninspired post to confess that when I met my best friend whom I hadn't seen in a while ( he lives in a different country), all the feelings that I tried so hard to wish away through various ways- sex, work, sports, more sex, all came back double-fold. Anyway this is me seeing him and having a running internal monologue "Oh God you look so good! focus! he's married! missed you like crazy! married! who gives a frak!" etc... well, you get the picture.
So in an effort to keep myself from throwing myself at his feet and begging him to 'just take me now dammit!', I did what any clueless, whipped man would do and made like a douchebag. I set my demeanor to "I don't give a damn about you, and I'm going to be professional about it". I ignored regret and embraced the inner asshole. And since then he's treated me like I have Mad-Gay-Guy disease, not calling or emailing. It is downhill from here.
One part of me wants to sink deep, deep into self-pitying wankerism, and the other part..well the other part thinks maybe I did good and saved myself some embarrasing episode. -
Colour me impressed...
Posted: June 2, 2009, 8:46 pm by Wildeyearnings
BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
A PROCLAMATION
Forty years ago, patrons and supporters of the Stonewall Inn in New York City resisted police harassment that had become all too common for members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) community. Out of this resistance, the LGBT rights movement in America was born. During LGBT Pride Month, we commemorate the events of June 1969 and commit to achieving equal justice under law for LGBT Americans.
LGBT Americans have made, and continue to make, great and lasting contributions that continue to strengthen the fabric of American society. There are many well-respected LGBT leaders in all professional fields, including the arts and business communities. LGBT Americans also mobilized the Nation to respond to the domestic HIV/AIDS epidemic and have played a vital role in broadening this country's response to the HIV pandemic.
Due in no small part to the determination and dedication of the LGBT rights movement, more LGBT Americans are living their lives openly today than ever before. I am proud to be the first President to appoint openly LGBT candidates to Senate-confirmed positions in the first 100 days of an Administration. These individuals embody the best qualities we seek in public servants, and across my Administration -- in both the White House and the Federal agencies -- openly LGBT employees are doing their jobs with distinction and professionalism.
The LGBT rights movement has achieved great progress, but there is more work to be done. LGBT youth should feel safe to learn without the fear of harassment, and LGBT families and seniors should be allowed to live their lives with dignity and respect.
My Administration has partnered with the LGBT community to advance a wide range of initiatives. At the international level, I have joined efforts at the United Nations to decriminalize homosexuality around the world. Here at home, I continue to support measures to bring the full spectrum of equal rights to LGBT Americans. These measures include enhancing hate crimes laws, supporting civil unions and Federal rights for LGBT couples, outlawing discrimination in the workplace, ensuring adoption rights, and ending the existing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy in a way that strengthens our Armed Forces and our national security. We must also commit ourselves to fighting the HIV/AIDS epidemic by both reducing the number of HIV infections and providing care and support services to people living with HIV/AIDS across the United States.
These issues affect not only the LGBT community, but also our entire Nation. As long as the promise of equality for all remains unfulfilled, all Americans are affected. If we can work together to advance the principles upon which our Nation was founded, every American will benefit. During LGBT Pride Month, I call upon the LGBT community, the Congress, and the American people to work together to promote equal rights for all, regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2009 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. I call upon the people of the United States to turn back discrimination and prejudice everywhere it exists.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this first day of June, in the year of our Lord two thousand nine, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-third.
BARACK OBAMA
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Fish cakes
Alas a fish cake.
Yet more fish cakes
Guess what ... yeah ... fish cakes.
The end of the fish cakes
