Wilde Yearnings

  • Things that make me go urghhhh!!

    Posted: November 21, 2008, 2:15 pm by Wildeyearnings
    You know everyone's got them: pet hates or those irritating things that make you wanna rip someone's head off and stuff it up their ass... (ahem) If you're a psychopath that is.

    Number 1: Traffic in Nairobi.
    Yes I know I whine about this A LOT. And to be honest there's something I can do about it such as stop working, move closer to work maybe, kill all the matatu/bus drivers with instant poisoned gas or just shut up and drive.

    But to be honest folks. Traffic in Nairobi's got to be the the worst I've ever experienced. Seriously. And I've lived in New York. We have got to start marketing Nairobi as a man-made 8th wonder of the world.Ok lets just say if you don't have to drive around Nairobi everyday, you're a very lucky person. You are truly blessed. And I hate you.

    Number 2: Its KEnya and not KEENya
    This is just really petty of me. And its ok with me if you struggle to pronounce my country's name. Seriously. I still can't say Czechoslovakia without stuttering. Its ok for people not from Kenya to mispronounce it. We can always correct the pronounciation can't we?

    What gets to me however is Kenyans who say KEEnya. I'm like dude!!! You can't pronounce the name of your own bloody country??! Like wtf!? I don't know what stops me from hitting them on the head with a blunt object whenever I hear a KEnyan say (in a fake American twang) :"Yar... I'm from KEEnya."
    Must. Restrain. Self. From. Violence.

    Number 3: Reality TV Shows
    Just can't stand being 'entertained' by talentless people. No real reason behind this - just urgh!.... ( shivers). Big Brother Africa anyone? No? What about The Apprentice Africa maybe? No? Survivor Africa?...and just like a horror movie- when one's over, you breathe a sigh of relief...only to have another one start. Good thing that 'off' button on the telly works eh?

    And in other news....

    I love this video by a bunch of British comedians called Idiots of Ants. This one is a sketch of what goes on after a date with a gay man. Yeah.... I know y'all were really curious about this. Its hilarious. This one makes me go LOL...

    Two boys

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