Memorable Jokes

• Just For Laughs - The Miracle of Toliet Paper (Funny!)

  Posted: March 24, 2010, 4:20 pm

  Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
  
  Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your Breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day!"
  
  Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
  
  "How long will this take?" I asked.
  
  "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
  
  I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
  
  Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"
  
  He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
  
  Stupid, stupid man!

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