Memorable Jokes

• Hearty breakfast

  Posted: January 27, 2012, 11:37 am

  A Kenyan is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee, croissant; toast, butter, jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation:-
  
  American: You Kenyans eat the whole bread?
  Kenyan: Of course.
  American (blowing a bubble with his gum): We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them ...into croissants and sell them to Kenya.
  
  Kenyan: Oh Really?
  American: Do ya eat jam with the bread?
  Kenyan: Of course.
  American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to Kenya.
  
  Kenyan: Do you have sex in America?
  American: Of course we do.
  Kenyan: And what do you do with the condoms?
  American: Throw them away of course.
  Kenyan: We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America.
  
  

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