Life and its General Nonsense

• Fridays Musings

  Posted: May 9, 2008, 3:20 pm by Movie Buff

  • Ok, so Mariah is married to Nick Cannon. Im taking bets on how long it will last. And then they say that “Rings are old fashioned and that’s why they got tattoos”. Will people never learn???? You know Nick Cannon was probably wanking to Mariah’s posters when he was a teenager,…… Roho safi…
  • If a mama is always yapping about thongs being the next best thing since sliced bread, she either suffers from no-ass-at-all or flat-ass-completely or is a pathological liar.
  • If a man suspiciously buys you exorbitant gifts within two weeks of you meeting him, he is overcompensating for something: He is a serial killer, or has a small penis.
  • If fuel goes above Kshs 100 a liter, and traffic does not ease up, Kenyans have money, have taken loans or have screwed up priorities.
  • Why is it when you see an old jungu mama, with a young Kenyan dude, you assume the worst. Or even an old jungu dude with a young Kenyan dude? Why?
  • I strongly believe that fate is what happens to you when you do nothing with your life. Think about that one for a second…. Maybe even a minute
  • Mummy gave me some good advice, never get into a relationship with someone who you in any shape, way or form ever thought would make a nice big/small brother

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Fish cakes

Alas a fish cake.

Yet more fish cakes

Guess what ... yeah ... fish cakes.

The end of the fish cakes