Life and its General Nonsense

• The Reasons Why

  Posted: May 16, 2008, 12:59 pm by Movie Buff

  Readers of my blog, I promised to write a post about a guide to dating Kenyan men In Kenya. Relax, this is not it. Not yet. But you can feel free to consider it an introduction of sorts.
  
  Disclaimers:
  
  • OPINION.OPINION.OPINION. If you have a problem with that word, leave. Please.
  • I will blatantly generalize. If you have a problem, leave. Please
  • If you are an ignorant person, leave. Please
  
  It shouldn’t surprise you that I am saying that dating a Kenyan man in Kenya is really weird. Im sure many of you agree although you wouldn’t say it out loud. Read on, read on, on the randomness
  
  1. People still believe that you can meet people in the rave and develop a long lasting relationship. I have actually had conversations with people trying to convince me that such can develop. They even point out examples such as Fidel and Veronica [who met at Rock as per some True Love edition]. Im not saying that it cant happen, it just wont happen to me.
  2. Nairobi women have spoilt Nairobi men. Before I explain this, let me give you a story, I had a friend who was kicking it with this chic. Nothing serious. After a while, he got bored, told her so and moved on. Chic became a stalker. She consistently and constantly texted and called telling him that they should talk, that things would work out, that they were a good match. AFTER ONLY TWO WEEKS. WTH? Can we have some pride ladies…. Seriously! If he does not want you, he does not want you. Coaxing, stalking, harassing does not in any way make you more attractive
  3. This is a continuation from 2 above. Roles have been reversed in good old Nai. Men are hunted and women hunt [Im talking about dating, not kamataing]. Women have taken it upon themselves to hunt. I have to agree with an article in the paper that Nai women have lost their femininity. Totally. This has nothing to do with gender equality. This is just being ridiculous. After a dude has zoead being tafutwad like a ten cent, he comes to me and then experiences some serious shock……. Pretty ridiculous if I was asked
  
  Sidebar
  I have had male friends come to me and say that for every chic who is playing hard, there are five in Nairobi who are willing to open their legs… after all, they/he has a car and a job. Later on after sleeping with half of Nai mamas, when they are ready to settle down, they say there are not quality good women left….Yeah.Right.Whatever. Made your bed, sleep in it.
  
  Dating in Nai is quite an adventure and despite and inspite…. I WILL GO ON.
  Mama dint raise no quitter….. he he he he he
  
  
  PS: Comments are being moderated to keep off the idiots who will put moronic and ignorant comments which I shall still post and respond to..... Gotsa educate these fools

• Tusker Project Fame 2

  Posted: May 13, 2008, 1:33 pm by Movie Buff

  Why Ian does not like Wendy
  
  First off, I am going to put the disclaimer that Wendy does not have the best voice in the house, she has a good voice, she has the most fun on stage and she is an ENTERTAINER.
  I mean, look at Jacob. The dude could probably do an awesome rendition of a Barry White song but that dude is BORING like whoa. Honestly, I would not listen to him for more than one song. Roho Safi.
  Anyway, after Sunday, I realized why Ian does not like Wendy and has always given her a hard time since the start. Again, these are my opinions:
  
  1. He has a minor crush on Esther, who although has an awesome voice, is lifeless on the stage. I mean, that Celine Dion song? It was awful. She always sings the same kind of song, never wants to take a risk….. BORING!
  2. Wendy does not have “the look”. I say this because although Hemedi can’t sing to save his life, they always give him unwarranted positive comments because he has the “Usher” look. Forget it… HEMEDI gotsa go!
  
  Honestly, I am very disappointed in Ian. Granted in the beginning I thought he was atleast being honest but this trend is becoming too much. Wendy is a SUPERSTAR. That dude better realize that!

• Fridays Musings

  Posted: May 9, 2008, 3:20 pm by Movie Buff

  • Ok, so Mariah is married to Nick Cannon. Im taking bets on how long it will last. And then they say that “Rings are old fashioned and that’s why they got tattoos”. Will people never learn???? You know Nick Cannon was probably wanking to Mariah’s posters when he was a teenager,…… Roho safi…
  • If a mama is always yapping about thongs being the next best thing since sliced bread, she either suffers from no-ass-at-all or flat-ass-completely or is a pathological liar.
  • If a man suspiciously buys you exorbitant gifts within two weeks of you meeting him, he is overcompensating for something: He is a serial killer, or has a small penis.
  • If fuel goes above Kshs 100 a liter, and traffic does not ease up, Kenyans have money, have taken loans or have screwed up priorities.
  • Why is it when you see an old jungu mama, with a young Kenyan dude, you assume the worst. Or even an old jungu dude with a young Kenyan dude? Why?
  • I strongly believe that fate is what happens to you when you do nothing with your life. Think about that one for a second…. Maybe even a minute
  • Mummy gave me some good advice, never get into a relationship with someone who you in any shape, way or form ever thought would make a nice big/small brother

• Lists

  Posted: May 6, 2008, 3:40 pm by Movie Buff

  Ciiku, you have to host a radio spot and you are required to give a list of 30 R and B songs that will be played... what songs would they be?
  
  
  I’d die without you – PM Dawn
  Sending my love – Zhane
  I sit away – Boyz II Men
  Saa Zingine – Didge
  Like you’ll never see me – Alicia Keys
  No Air – Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown
  Can you stop the rain – Peabo Bryson
  So amazing – Luther Vandross
  Someone to hold – Trey Lorenz
  We can’t be friends – Deborah Cox and R.L
  Stop Falling – Pink
  King of Sorrow – Sade
  Ritwa Riaku – Eric Wainaina
  They don’t know – Jon B
  Fortunate - Maxwell
  I will get there – Boyz II Men
  Tomorrow – Tevin Campbell
  5 miles to empty – Brownstone
  If you don’t wanna love me – Tamar Braxton
  At your best (you are love) – Aaliyah
  Love of my life – Sybil
  Comforter – Shai
  Still in love – Luther Vandross
  Ready for love – India Arie
  Make me whole – Amel Larrieux
  You – Jesse Powell
  He loves me – Jill Scott
  The heat – Toni Braxton

Blah blah blah

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