KenyanMusings

• The real (ahem) reason I love Rugby

  Posted: August 30, 2005, 5:38 am by KenyanMusings

  I am probably one of the few wierd women that love rugby. Sorry, adore! I hate football. I would never spend my 90 minutes plus watching tiny, waif men running after a round ball.....No really, I tried watch it when I had a boyfriend who lived ate and breathed football, but well, lets just say I can't share time with a round ball. Oval maybe, round...NO WAY.
  Now, my best friend does not understand wtf I see in Rugg. When we go for Kenya Safari sevens, I make time, to alternate between the Nondie matches and drinking anything alcoholic...preferably in a green bottle...aka Tusker Malt, while she, eeeh, her she is looking for a jamaa...seriously! She realy offended me the other day when over a beer and a match(which I dragged her to watch so I can tell her over and over again how HOT Tana is) , she asked if he was Chinese? For Crying out Loud Woman! He is not Chinese is he? I don't know, I always thought he was Samoan or Aborigine...you know, the forest people of NZ
  Just last month, I was watching the last All blacks/Lions ( those are mostly the ones I watch. I pledge allegiance to the fern) , the 3rd test on 9 July 2005 Auckland when All Blacks creamed the Lions again for like the gazzilionth time, 38-19 I think. He! he! Muaahhhahhha! (said with malice). Lets just say, this year, Lions have seen fish!
  I almost figured out why I love rugby besides the Three Men in All Blacks (kinda sounds like Men in Black...which they are) that deserve to be worshipped, starting with MY TANA UMAGA, Rokocoko and Richie.
  Lets talk about Tana (first name basis and all).....for a minute. I kid you not! If that guy asked me to wipe his a** everyday so I could follow him around and revel in his glory, I would leave all I hold dear and follow. He is a dish!I know he has eyebags and all but i really do find them sexy!...and with a heart (he works with kids, has won the Fair Play trophy) get over the Brian O'Driscoll spear tackle drill. accidents happen! ...I just love watch him play with his skill, muscles and passion...aiiiii woiye, I cant put it into words. The man is hot, honest and loyal.....Kwanza when he vaas a black suit and his hair is all over! Chief!. I love this man! I can bite into him.
  So Anyway, besides that Rugby is a real sport, showing men in their best natural setting... pushing themselves to the limits of their physical strength, the haka! survival for the fittest, extinction of the weakest (read Lions)....Its dangerous, its pure adrenalin, its time well spent. Ode to the Game!

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