K.I.P.U.S.A

• MOVED

  Posted: August 7, 2007, 10:34 am

  and KIPUSA moved house. its been great and hope we will have more fun. my new address is
  
  http://kipusa.wordpress.com
  
  Reason for moving?
  the new blog gives me more choices than the blog i've been on.
  
  so bloggers change links
  
  image courtesy of http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2268998/2/istockphoto_2268998_moving_company.jpg

• MAKEOVER

  Posted: August 6, 2007, 11:10 am

  
  Two weekends ago i got extreme makeover which i received from my sister (who is a model) and her fiance (a journalist). O.k it did not involve my hair because its quite o.k in its virgin state and no boob job, nose job, my stomach is quite o.k though its not as flat as an iron board and my hips are quite right. They had a big problem with my clothes. I did not.
  
  They literally tore my wardrobe apart, picked out what i needed and wekad the clothes that needed to be given to someone else, and worse i had no say in all these, even amid my protests, they refused to hear me. I was mad as hell, raging like a bull.
  
  But.......
  
  Now i thank them, they put my wardrobe in order and for the past week i have been getting compliments and dates from guys and girls.
  
  I guess in life we need such people to put your life in order even if you are in a comfort zone. Whoever said that change is inevitable was quite right.
  
  image courtesy of //www.cinderellamakeovers.com/images/logo4.jpg
  
  other than that this past weekend was one of a kind and out of it i got to learn this hilarious rhyme from some crazy chick. Here it is.
  
  kwenye parapara kuna baiskeli
  ne kwenye basikeli kuna Mbukusu
  
  Kwa baiskeli kuna paperpag
  kwani paperpag
  ntio hantipag ya Mbukusu
  
  Kwenye hantibag kuna retio
  kwani retio
  ndio mopile ya Mbukusu
  
  Na kwenye retio
  hapakosi salamu
  kwani salamu ndio
  nusu ya kuonana
  
  
  
  
  
  

• THE TIE

  Posted: August 3, 2007, 11:34 am

  
  I am so proud that I am one of the few girls who can actually tie a tie.My daddy taught me the art of doing it, but with my leg. Right now I am teaching my baby bro how to go about and still do it for my other brothers whenever we are going for formal functions.
  
  I learnt the hard way.
  
  I pestered my dad a whole lot of times when I was in primary. He never bought me those ties that had an elastic. He hated them so he bought me the real tie and he faithfully tied my tie for 3 yrs. When I was in class four, I guess he got tired of my morning intrusions, he took the tie tied it around his leg while issuing instructions on how it is done, and then he untied it, and gave it to me and told me to do just what he did.
  
  I was not successfull the first time but became better on my 6th try my ears pulled twice, tears rolling down my cheeks while on my way to school because of the pain and worse I was 1 hour late.
  
  My dad was a disciplinarian and he taught me a lot the 9 years I knew and I guess the few things that he taught me has helped me out in life.

• CUP SIZE

  Posted: August 2, 2007, 1:14 pm

  This I found it to be very hilarious. I had come back from work and I found my sister talking to this boy outside our gate. And as far as I know this kaboy is the estate whore. Anyhu later on as my sister was narrating this to me, the boy had kujad to get aquinted himself with my sister and he was inviting her for fries and brandy (thats the lamest thing ever). So this boy is to ask my sis her cup size was and my sis told him to chill and she will be back, after a a few minutes she came back with this big cup that she uses to drink her hot beverages and told the dude "this my dear friend is my cup size" the guy left feeling stupid.
  
  In connection with this, if you are a lady and you do not jua your own cup size, Woolworth are having a free bra clinic. Go there and be sure that you are wearing the right one. And if you are jamaa, pass this info to all the ladies that you care about.

• CLANDES

  Posted: August 1, 2007, 11:32 am

  This is a true story.
  
  My girl whom we've been friends for long has always been this straight forward chick. until recently she's become something else, i cannot get the right word for it. Anyhu she's madly in love with this one guy but playing two other guys. The funny side is that the other two people she's seeing know that she's in a serious relationship but they do not mind a clande since them too are seeing other chicks and my pal has no problem with that.
  
  TDH
  Her tall dark and handsome man,whom she's fallen head over heels with. He's everything that she wants in a man but the constant traveling makes them only meet over the weekend and she needs more than that.
  
  CLANDE 1
  He's the bad boy. They have been friends since college, and now the are clandenistic friends. He's always there when she calls him at anytime.
  
  CLANDE 2
  He's the one who is good with words that makes a girl weak to her knees. They meet whenever both of their partners are not around.
  
  well thats the scenario. Do you think what she's doing is ok? In my opinion its plain wrong and if she does wacha this maneno she will be totally hooked up.

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