Guessaurus

• De-Geekyfying G

  Posted: September 7, 2007, 6:19 am by Guessaurus

  I know that I refuse to accept the geeky version of this being but I am on a very ‘self-actualization’ mode that needs to be addressed.

  GA – (no I am not in Georgia (United States – LOL there is always the former USSR – don’t even get me to do history on that mess over there, but still .) I meant to say, Geeks Anonymous

  I have to admit that I am more geekified than the average ‘Wanjiku’ – (picked this up from Kenya) but heck – I need to wean myself off this electro-stuff cos, damn to damnation: who wakes up at 8 am to log on and check stuff?

  As I blog now, I have two laptops going, a landline, a cellphone, a tv and I am tuned it to all them gadgets at the same time. I do not think any sane (loosely used) human specimen should let me loose on anything that has a ‘mouse’ attached to it.

  Speaking of mice: I was cooking yesterday and a rodent ran past the fridge and scampered all over the place. Had to stop my sis and go – ‘do u guys have mice’ – and she just laughed and went ‘yep’. How rude? They shoulda introduced me to the rodenty being already. I do love me some mice – oh and rats too – seeing that the size of him dude means he ain’t no mouse in my books.

  Oh and there are some squirrels around – HEAVEN 

  Did I mention that I was ‘weird’?

  I am having a little problem with being a Brit in a Yanky ass place. Let me start by saying that them dudes at DHS needs a cuppa tea or two to loosen up their ..er… well, belts et al. Getting kicked out of an airport for being an ‘ass’ – turning out to be the interviewer instead of the interviewee gets u that – is a comic moment on my watch but I guess that is not per for the cause for them dudes. My dad woulda been proud of me. I kicked some azz  JHC (Jesus H Christ) I mean, no blasphemy on my part (being all-Catholic and all) I am the most insufferable human thing when I am bored, tired, jetlagged, hungry, thirsty (I will do ANYTHING for water) and impatient. I have a patience threshold of about -21 (yes, that was a minus sign before the 21). I have to admit that I would be speaking to the most ‘important’ (seeing that is relative) human being (read: thing) in the world and If I had to Q (yes, with the ue ue  ) (American for line – do not even get me into dissecting the lack of logic behind that ‘line’) and if I was impatient, you can go and toss your ass into the Potomac and drown for all I care, I just wanna get to the other side and find someone with a bed, and shower, and .. well, nice things to say to I 

  Is I being an ass?

  (Do not answer that)

  Excuse I

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