Diary of a gay Kenyan

• The bald, the beautiful and dreams of Eric Wainaina in lycra shorts

  Posted: July 18, 2009, 4:52 pm by Tamaku

  Trousers nearly dropping
  
  Looks like someone is getting ready to shoot
  
  I find black bald men sizzling hot. If they are tall and dark then that’s the cherry on top. Don’t like them too muscley though; yes, there is something like too muscley and when a man’s biceps are larger than his thighs you know the tradeoff will be a small weenie. And you want me to do what with that?
  
  Choose between Michael Jordan and Tyrese? What kind of mean question is that? I’ll take them both, unwrapped please. Don’t know why but I don’t feel the popular dreadlocked look, am I missing something. Unless it’s Eric Wainaina, without the wife (three's a crowd), in a pair of tight lycra shorts serenading me on a hot air balloon above Chania Falls. Only then, sawa sawa. And we’ll use George’s handcuffs just to stop me from falling overboard because I’ll be so giddy with anticipation. Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
  
  By the way check out the baldness calculator see when your guy will have a clean pate.

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