Diary of a gay Kenyan

• Grannies drop kicked in robbery as harsh economic times bite

  Posted: July 7, 2009, 7:18 pm by Tamaku

  In response to those kind souls who emailed me asking after my 'ill'
  colleague from yesterday just wanted to report that he's had a full
  and amazing recovery and I found him bright-eyed at the office this
  morning.

  After all that drama he pops in my office just before lunch, hey
  Tamaku sorry to ask but I'm a little short could you give me a loan
  until payday? I felt embarrassed for him especially as it's still
  early in the month. His must have been a hell of a weekend but I
  understand because I've been there myself years ago when I was still a
  lad. And I also used to have a soft spot for this colleague before
  George showed up....

  Anyway we agreed on the amount and I gave him a cheque for the loan,
  'Take it because I don't want to hear you've been drop kicking
  grannies on the street for their money!'

  Sent from my iPhone

• Do I look fat in this?

  Posted: July 7, 2009, 1:04 pm by Tamaku

  I get this question all the time from girlfriends. Whenever we meet
  over tea or other beverages they'll always find the moment to slip in
  this question. I'll say that's a stunning frock with matching handbag
  you've got girlfriend, suits you and Rita (size14 with 2 girls on the
  go) or Lillian (married, plump, timid when you first meet her but is
  really a sexual predator frequenting massage parlours for anonymous
  sex), they'll ask: 'Tell me Tamaku, do I look fat in this?'

  I've learnt my lines well and always reply, 'No honey, you look
  beautiful. Just beautiful.'

  
  

• 'White Chicks'

  Posted: July 7, 2009, 3:21 am by Tamaku

  People please be careful what you wish for! My fav part from the movie...
  
  
  
  The ‘mm’ does it for me! How did you know??? Puhleeze!

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