Diary of a gay Kenyan

• Malaria with a mild dose of Ebola

  Posted: July 6, 2009, 7:08 pm by Tamaku

  One of the guys at the office rang in sick this morning. It riles me
  when colleagues who late Friday afternoon were a picture of robust
  health and looking forward to a weekend of utter unbridled debauchery
  involving lots of alcohol, roast meat and the lovely ladies of Nakuru
  suddenly develop 'malaria' on Monday morning. Always malaria.

  And what's with the spluttering, sniffling and the low growl that
  says, 'I'm knocking on death's door and may not even make it past
  lunchtime' when they call. Do me a favour please and speak in your
  normal voice. Where they really trip up is at the end of the call:
  'I'll just rest in bed no need to see a doctor, I'll see you
  tomorrow!' Miracle.

  
  Sent from my iPhone

• Tamaku the biatch!

  Posted: July 6, 2009, 3:19 am by Tamaku

  Thanks to Ty, Leonardo, Shiko-Msa, Anonymous, sid kachumbari and last but not least Mama for entering the caption contest. All six are joint worthy winners. I was well entertained reading all their comments. May I also add that they distinguished themselves as true friends whom I know I can count on, unlike some other people who sit on the fence and refuse to participate even after I went on my knees begging. So dear contestants best-friends you are all on my Christmas card list. Some people were nearly deleted…..
  
  Hey, just felt like bitching, lol! Hope no one takes my rant seriously though (big mistake!) and that we all kiss and make up (we can do tongue if you like and I promise not to bite). Anyway I love all you guys. I’ll get that photo of myself sorted out soon. Soon. I’m still looking for suitable props so if anyone can match Jim Carrey’s make-up in Mask please let me know.
  
  Have a lovely week ahead. Mwaah..mwaaah!

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