Diary of a gay Kenyan

• Multi-tasking

  Posted: June 30, 2009, 4:49 pm by Tamaku

  Talking about Vaseline and burns have you heard about this poor guy
  who was in a fire and had to have some skin grafted from his buttocks
  onto his face. Fair to say he now wipes his nose and ass at the same
  time....

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• Vaseline

  Posted: June 30, 2009, 1:25 pm by Tamaku

  What came to mind when you saw this brand of petroleum jelly mentioned
  here?

  Not many people can say they haven't used it or had it used on them
  ever. It's rubbed on babies bottoms and spread on our lips, helps skin
  in healing and protects scalps from chemical burns at the salon. If
  you put it on your elbows daily they'll stay soft, same with your
  knees if you need them to glow again after mass on Sunday. Oh Vaseline
  what would I do without you!

  But if you find a tub of the miracle stuff on the bedside drawer of a
  gay man's bedroom be very afraid and just put your trousers back on
  because Vaseline and condoms don't mix.

  (Remember this saying from the Mashoga tribe of Kenya: Akupakaye
  mafuta si rafiki - He who smears oil on you is no friend! Ok it's my own saying but still sound advice.)
  
  For more on the Scourge please read Simon Collery.
  
  

  
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