Devastating The Obvious

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  Posted: June 9, 2008, 4:07 pm by dobvious

  
  

  Off the desire to keep that doctor away . No apple stories tonight  . To inflation lays the claim that makes a single fruit out of reach . Having to visit the tailor thrice a week to have to confirm that the pocket lining is indeed  in place and that actually the coins never fell off ,  but rather were  gulped down by the growing  economy no longer makes up interesting bar talk , since its a phenomenon experienced by all . Soon the roads might see the carving of an extra lane to facilitate the smooth movement of money in wheel barrows - like the happenings of  the Rhodesian plains  which have over time been raped and  plundered by the obnoxious octogenarian who seems to have mastered the art of redirecting energy yielded from the magic pills to fuel his burning desire to rant at the west  rather than quell the thirst of the vivacious vixen that is always by his side .

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  We have a target of fifteen laps to go . Heavy panting is characteristic of every outing . The finish line seems to be moving forward with each lap .  Fifty minutes later and the shirt is all but drenched in sweat . This will do it for now . The grand  plan of the abs formation will have to be put on a slight hold since the sit ups have  had a field day in tearing up the muscles . Life was much better with the tea pot and swell one pack . The burden of having to chisel flesh to match the neat piles as seen in that cellphone ad is the price that has to be paid for health and beauty and to some extent her pride .

  Some Chinese balm to the rescue as the sauna’s searing temperatures scald the dead skin away and the piercing eucalyptus  stings its ways to the eyes . He is here - Phillip shouts as he places the balm and the owner together . I shout back - she wants the tummy gone too ? .Yes , she says that in two months it would be impossible to tell who is carrying the child .

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  There was a tale . A beauty queen . Diuretics . A beauty pageant .

  The night was spent wisely  by her account . Watching the usual inspirational programs . A health digest with a bunch of four doctors appeared . Someone called  asking about natural alternatives .

  One doctor remarked about the diuretic wonders of asparagus.

  The supermarket had pre processed asparagi . Surely a can cant do much damage .

  Cometh the hour , the lights all set and the music set to play . Just a sec - I have to visit the small room . It will only take a sec she says .

  Seconds later . A general consensus is at first agreed  in a fashion show . Critics , models and artistes alike . Is there a problem with the sewer ?

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  Gazing up at the night sky , wondering just how far the rise will take us too . The night air I am told smells of peace and calm . The recent rains have washed away all the smirk that was or had come about with the brief visit of the demon . Some say he was here in the flesh .  The smoke that visted the homes and farm lands had trails of brimstone as he left the trail of destruction  that he is famed for . But its all now in the past .We have a resolve to build the future as one .

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  The three fat fucks have positioned themselves in positions of envy . Spoils shared equally not to dent legacies for those sure to hang up their boots and not to dash the hopes of those who still share visions of miracles and colored citrus dreams . Yet we still walk in mud that sinks us faster than quicksand .

  In rage - there was the famous/infamous quote that strangely enough did not evoke the wrath of feminists . That he was being asked to give them ( the citizens) an anesthesia while they were being defiled .

  We take it in a different slide . That eighty smaller fat fucks chameleons have  to share offices of prestige under the guise of power is the rape . And the  expense - taxpayers money .All put in perspective  that is indeed the anesthesia  that we have to take as we watch by the grand defilement navigate the murky waters of cohabitation .

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Fish cakes

Alas a fish cake.

Yet more fish cakes

Guess what ... yeah ... fish cakes.

The end of the fish cakes