Demons at work

• BREEDERS?????????

  Posted: August 22, 2007, 8:52 pm

  We all probably have a big extended family...as in we have so many uncles and aunties, back in the day our p'ple like our grandies used to have many kids. And that was ok since the lifestyle back then was cheap and affordable and plus bila birth control. Anyway that is not my point. My question is in this day and age, especially hapa in the land of opportunity, where we all know the shidas of surviving, that we can't even think of marriage until we fika 30's and up, how some people can have a shit load of kids. If you don't know who i'm talking about, i'm talking about the spanyos. I know i ingiliad them on my last post about not knowing kingoso but this people are just amazing. They breed so faster than kyuks(i'm a kyuk but all of you know that we are so many it hurts)
  The other day i took a walk and came across this spanyo family. I stopped and wondered kwani hapa hakuna family planning clinic. Na vile cd's na tupills ni mob. the mama must have been like 21 or something but she had 5-1/2 kids (I REPEAT 5-1/2). Wakwanza kama 7, then5, then3, then2, then one in a trolley and the other kwa tumbo.And then the hussy walking with them. So i ask kwani they found a way to survive with all this kids in this land. While we are busy trying not to get kids....this p'ple are having them in multitudes. At mostly minimum chapa jobs how do they do it?
  By the way how many of you out there know a spanyo mama that doesn't have a kid?Personally i haven't met one.I remember one day my boy from outa state asking me to hook him up with a spanyo chic and i asked him what he prefers..with one or two kids..because it is rare, i mean damn near impossible to find one over 16 without a kid. Don't get me wrong...there is nothing wrong about a mama with kids. If it's one kid that is ok coz she can get away with saying it was a mistake. but if it is two or more and she is not divorced i.e never been married then that's one mistake too many!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS

  Posted: August 14, 2007, 1:24 am

  *What's the deal with this kenyan event promoters in the US?They are becoming a new breed of annoying. They send you all these text messages about events. This is ok but i don't need the same text message 10 times before the event. After the first one i already know whether i want to attend.9 extra ones won't change my mind. I thought telemarketers were the most annoying but this days these people are giving them compe.I can't even give anybody my number no more. sometime i don't even know how they get my number. but if one has it then all of them have it. and to make matters worse they even have my email. how they got it i don't know.
  
  *This chutis at 711s and gas stations. Them racist bastards. you walk into the store they look and talk to you in contempt. This is not the caste system. i'm not below you and furthermore i'm not the one working at a gas station for minimum wage. and i know you don't own the place.
  
  *That this spanish people have stayed in the states for too long and cannot even learn a word of english. they have to have their kids translate everything....Word od advise don't open a store or a kinyozi if you can't speak to the customers. and who said it's ok to blast your corner store music...that stuff is annoying.
  
  *i don't care that Barry bonds set the record for homeruns. the fact that baseball is soooooooo boring and so long and too many games for anybody to care. i'm sure Hank aarons never played 162 games a season during his day. and yeah he did need roids to hit homeruns.
  
  *The fact that this p'ple won't accept soccer is a better sport than baseball,hockey, football, ice hockey, basketball etc....it is the only one that has a real world champion. i don't understand how the spurs can be world champions while the US mens team can't even beat some random country from europe.....and the world series of baseball!!!!!!!!don't even get me started.
  
  THAT'S WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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