Delusions of Grandeur

• “I Love You”

  Posted: May 30, 2008, 5:42 am by chi

  soundtrak: mankind liberation front :: safe from the sun

  since i was at HQ all day today, doing orientation, and they send you your first check when you sign up for direct deposit, i picked up my pay at the front desk. measly (thanks FICA), but money nonetheless, i went to the nearest location of my bank to make a deposit.
  i parked and waited for two women to finish at the ATM machine, in my car. they seemed perplexed walking away, but i went anyways. it seemed that somebody had left their atm card in the machine, grabbing the cash but forgetting to get their card back. the ladies had simply left the card, not using the ATM. without thinking, i took the card inside and informed one of the tellers that the card was left. i came back outside and made my deposit, to where a young black man walked up to me in the middle of my transaction.

  “um,” he said, “excuse me… did you see an ATM card…”
  i started to smile, “i just turned it in inside….”
  “i love you.”

  and he proceeded to grab me and kiss me on the forehead. er. you’re welcome. i would only want someone to do the same for me. he was lucky because i’m still broke.

  word.

  peace.

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